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Meccalopolis's avatar

I took my limo to the dollar store

puredog's avatar

Perp-walk him down the Trump Tower escalator where he announced his candidacy.

puredog's avatar

It needs no work. It is perfect as is.

puredog's avatar

James Spader could have played him well at one point, but that's target gone by.

Buzz1313's avatar

Jared, you IDIOT!!! Why would he make a purchase like this? He had something up his sleeve and it bit him hard. Wonder what he was up to?

John McLaughlin's avatar

If America is really great then Trump and his crew will be kicked out of DC. Hopefully prison time will be had by some.

Buzz1313's avatar

McConnell's got a hand in all this shit,too. Remember how he shot down Obama's suggestion about going public together about the Russia stuff? To me he's just as guilty as the rest of him. Look what he got out of it: a Supreme and a gig for his wife.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

or Edgar Bergen and Mortimer Snerd. FIFY https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

whitroth's avatar

Hey, you forgot that Trumpolini himself had probably been money laundering for the Russians... how do you *think* Jared got into it?

AngryNotSoOldHippy .'s avatar

"Why Doesn’t Trump Just You’re Fired Him?"

Because these filthy Republican traitors know that when they start ratting out each other and firing people who will talk, they all get assfucked in prison for 10 to 20.

Meccalopolis's avatar

Better not be just obstruction cuz congress has got all they need to impeach on that and haven't done jack

xintheline's avatar

Orrin 'Corporate Whorin' Hatch.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

I promise to be ever so good and never ever scare the kitty or track mud in the house ever again if I can see Jared in an orange jump suit.