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Ta, Liz.

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I will not buy this axiom, it is scratched.

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*plays out Dead Axiom Sketch in full costume*

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I practiced law long ago, but burned my license because I did not want any part of it anymore (police beating case; the courts essentially ruled that they do not go against the cops under any circumstances; my client was one of the people for whom patriotism is a religion substitute, and he committed suicide, sending me into a deep depression). It seemed to me in the 90s that the legal system was dying, and it has only gotten worse.

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"No you don't get fucking wafers with it!""This is an axiom shop?"

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The FBI has secret recordings of white supremacist group 'The Base' plotting a terrorist attack to spark a civil warOr, in another language, al-Qaida, but they're not terrorists

https://www.rawstory.com/wh...

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Speaking of congressional subpoenas, shouldn't that Bannon douche be in jail by now?

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I'm sorry to hear that, it must have been terrible to be involved in and witness to a system that crushes lives without apparent regard to truth or justice. I've been on that end of a situation, simply by being someone who saw something suspicious and reporting it to the police only to be accused by the DA's office and the press as running a fencing operation which ended up costing my employer over $80K in legal fees and confiscated property. That of course pales against losing a life, and you had invested a large chunk of your time and money to engage in something that called to you only to become so disillusioned as to quit it altogether. That truly sucks.

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https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Morris the Moose Goes To School was my favorite childhood book. I guess it can now be housed in the nonfiction section!

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This was early in the development of the "qualified immunity" doctrine that prevents police accountability. It is not possible for America to become a rule-of-law society while so-called "law enforcement" officers are above the law: in other countries, they have greater *responsibility* not to commit crimes. The general immunity from consequences of officialdom at higher levels is an outgrowth of the same phenomenon: in the 70s an ex-Attorney-General was imprisoned, and although Mitchell was engaged in electoral manipulation he was not committing the same level of treason that is going unpunished today.

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MAGA Land is a shithole country.

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Literally no one was ever dumb enough to try this shit before, and so it is, indeed, a case of first impression. But that alone doesn't make it "monumental."

I don't know, I think that makes it monumentally stupid.

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... until Rep. Kevin McCarthy takes back the gavel ...Until the GOP takes back the House majority, perhaps. But I doubt very much McCarthy will ever be speaker. On the one hand, the few sane Republicans left in the House won't vote for him, because he's fronting as a spineless insurrectionist. On the other hand, the Trumpists won't vote for him, because he was insufficiently worshipful of TFG.

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Well, that's something.

I guess.

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Thd best we can hope for is to piss his voluminous ass off.

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Not ha, ha. Peculiar.

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