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Wookie Monster's avatar

The media is going to have learn a pithy phrase to describe how republicans can't organize a breakfast for one now.

I suggest, "Pubes in a Tangle."

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H-Bob's avatar

Or any day😵

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Relativicus's avatar

Re: the MAGA quiet

I think we’ve seen this a few times now. Terrible horrible shitty news comes out and MAGA takes 2-3 days to get their messaging in order. By day 2 you see it take shape and by the third day they’re all on board.

I think it is a result of the Project Lincoln guys leaving (which continues to be “addition by subtraction”). If they were still MAGA we’d have been hit with MAGA outrage about the referrals from the jump. But now it all filters through geniuses like Hannity, et al., and other shitheads like Jordan and Gaetz, who are currently among the biggest brains in the MAGA House.

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OG Blockhead's avatar

A criminal referral is not a bill of attainder. It isn't even close. "Oh, hey, here's some information, we think it forms that basis of a criminal charge" doesn't put anyone in jail.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Sure we don't want it.We didn't vote his ass out. Then vote IN people who would go after him, or anything at all, saving of course /the rabid magat voters in your goddamned gerrymandered districts

OH WAIT. Americans DO want it

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Ergoetal's avatar

Hey - at least dersh likes himself. So that's one.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

hell, I've spoken with actual leftist socialists who still think Russia is the great red way and in a fight for the worker against The WestNo one can explain that

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I do not see evidence of that. Looks like an old case of self loathing to me!

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Andre's avatar

"They'll do anything to try and stop him (Lord Dampnut)". Bless your heart, Alina, we are happy to let him do it himself. Anyone that has enthusiastically attached themselves to the orange man's belly like a remora of fail this late in the game is giving off serious "Joined the SS in 1945" vibes.

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MsEdgyNation's avatar

They act like trying to prevent Rump from being President again is a bad thing.

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harryeagar's avatar

Yeah. I shrugged when righties spoke about Russia as a communist country, but I was shocked when a leftist friend did so. Where do these people fit multibillionaire business oligarchs into the Primer on Communism?

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Once again, let me say that I love Liz Dye.

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glennisw's avatar

He's an Emeritus. He's not on the payroll (although I'm sure he has a nice pension.)

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Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

That and they might live a few more hours if they don't have their pain relieved.

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docsane's avatar

I love the whole "the American people have run the Democrats out of Congress" messaging. After gas price manipulation, gerrymandering, and constant propagandizing, they only barely took the House. If not for those surprise losses in New York, we might have held it.

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tiredsucker's avatar

If I was trump I would be pleased that something might keep me from running for POTUS, it would save the embarrassment of a third straight loss in the popular vote.

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