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ResistanceFictionista blondeiq's avatar

Yeah, I know, but the image was too good to pass up. I claim literary license! Hello? Anyone?

fuflans's avatar

granted!

also, we should have stopped before we got to 45.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

It is unpossible that Trump wrote the letter, `cause Jr. never told him about that Trump Tower spy-gaggle meetup, no sir, not even a little bit. So Trump wouldn`t even know what to write, it stands to reason...

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Memories, how do they even work?

jtgillick's avatar

"It's true! It's True! The Crown has made it clear!The President is perfect allll the yeeeear ...."(as sung by Richard Burton; apologies to Lerner & Lowe)

jtgillick's avatar

This just in!A sitting President CAN legally remove his own head from his own ass at will.

(it's in the constitution - just ask Judge Rudy)

Mr. Tusks, Esq.'s avatar

What comes next?You’ve been freedDo you know how hard it is to lead?

You’re on your ownAwesome. WowDo you have a clue what happens now?

Oceans riseEmpires fallIt’s much harder when it’s all your call

All alone, across the seaWhen your people say they hate youDon’t come crawling back to me

-Also King George III

Mr. Tusks, Esq.'s avatar

Nah the Dems' wedge issue will be what you're allowed to write on cakes or something.

Mr. Tusks, Esq.'s avatar

The Equal Rights Amendment has been popping around the states for like 80 years. And that's just a simple restatement of what is basically law already.

BillEGoatSmirk's avatar

Rudy Giuliani: "Our recollection keeps changing....."

Enough said.

Walter Wellstone's avatar

Don’t tell them that. Do you want them to tealize it’s not going to be like on Call of Duty and NOT get slaughtered? What’samattah wid you?

James Baskin's avatar

Please let this come to a head soon. It is making me crazy.

Walter Wellstone's avatar

Yes, we are. The UN recognizes Samantha Power as our Ambassador but they troll Nikki Haley into thinking she’s the one representing us (they don’t even tell her where they’re having lunch most of the time) and, yes, they will help once President Obama orders them to do so. They also pretend Donald is president and they laugh at him behind his back when he’s not looking.

Walter Wellstone's avatar

Some will go all the way to martyrdom. I don’t have a problem with that. I also don’t care what happens to the others as long as they sit down and shut the fuck up.