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Richard Penner's avatar

Today, in a 1794-page filing, there was a motion to stay judgment and substitute a "forthcoming" $100 million-dollar bond for the $550 million required by the 120% rule.

https://substack.com/profile/185327382-richard-penner/note/c-50552808

Sue's avatar

Point of order: NYAG doesn't work for the US DOJ. You'd think someone who can distinguish a camel from a lion would know that.

Greg's avatar

"Letitia James Center for Goosing Trump in the Gooch? "

Oh, I love suggestion!

Megan Macomber's avatar

"...the Department of Injustice..."

Don't you so love it when he's being "sarcastic"? What a joker! So funny! Nobody does "sarcasm" like our favorite president, who is (needless to say) a Genius who inherited his intellect from his uncle the MIT professor and kept it pure with a regimen of beef, aspartame, and exercise avoidance.

Sarcasm!

kenc710's avatar

something something "...JOE BIDEN’S POLITICAL OPPONENT MUST BE IMMEDIATELY HALTED!"

Works for me.

James Baskin's avatar

Am I correct in assuming there is no possibility that the federal government could be dragged into these cases?

Teddy Barnes's avatar

OK......maybe slightly off topic. Take a look at that picture of Habba. Now, give me two reasons Mango Mussolini hired her? Take your time......it'll come to ya......I'll wait......

Some kind of Fred's avatar

March 25 was also the day Sauron fell.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

When he can't post, that'll be the straw that breaks the camel's back.

Ooh! Look! Camel!

Lady MS's avatar

IANAL (though I did earn a paralegal degree from Penn State), but the ‘give us time to propose a counter-judgment [?]’ made me laugh, also too. Guess Cheeto’s been through bankruptcy so many times, he thinks he can trot into the courtroom and offer ten cents on the dollar. The only thing that’s saved the nation thus far is that he is so profoundly ignorant and, since he’s legendary for stiffing the hired help, his lawyers aren’t much smarter.

Wowdad's avatar

Awww, Atty. Robert forgot that the time to negotiate your verdict is when they offer you a plea deal, not after you make them try you and find you guilty. Another Federalist Society hack?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I know Alina Habba has said she prefers being pretty because she can fake being smart. She's neither.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Remember how she got about the Russians in 2016, and everyone was all, "Oh, that's just Rachel being Rachel?"

Randal Cooper's avatar

Why, a single specially-minted Trump NFT will more than cover all of the bonds he has to place, because that is precisely how NFT’s work. Until they don’t.