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Sojourner44's avatar

I guess those 50,000 Americans who gave their lives in defending South Korea were being disrespectful to that fat bastard's grandfather.

mtn_socialist's avatar

Kim Young'un slaps blood-soaked replies onto Trump's back as they pass each other in the hallway between classes.

Stephen St John's avatar

Suddenly Dump is concerned about costs?

Penitent In Purgatory's avatar

Trending on BlueSky- "Ossoff says Trump skips duties"

Ossoff didn't take a swing at Harp, he landed a punch on Piggy.

When they're down, hit em in the Binkey.

Thixotropickle's avatar

Kaptain Krasnov strikes again

Major Kong's avatar

Trump supports Kim and Putin. And Republicans call Democrats "Communists".

John Morris's avatar

Since when is Trump concerned about the cost of a military exercise? Isn't he planning to hand them an extra half-trillion next year on top of their already obscenely bloated budget? And doesn't the Navy have to practice *somewhere* anyway?

Warren's avatar

Given that Hoekstra is a Dutch Calvinst from western Michigan (God’s Country), which is filled with people whose relatives got frozen or starved bythe Nazis in 1944-45 (Thank you for Market Garden, Field Marshal Montgomery), favorably disposed to the US for liberation and years of weed-and-safe sex tourism (what happens in Amsterdam stays in Amsterdam, and what happens in Rotterdam goes down the Rhine and out to sea across the globe), you have to say, Peter Hoekstra must be a real religious stiff to piss off the Dutch. (He is.). After pissing off the old country, he is pissing off Ontario, which shares a long and happy border and coastline with the province of Michigan. (the Fitz was a US ship named after an American who was immortalized in a ballad by a Canadian, and besides Windsor has the world famous topless bars that teenagers from Detroit broke their cherry on for years. Wait, is Elder Pete just finding out about those? Stiff!) It is one thing to say bad things about the Maple Leafs. Hell, all of Toronto says bad things about the Maple Leafs, and Red Wings fans have to stand at the end o the linee. But pissing off UAW-Canada? Merde, Monsieur Hoekstra! Of all Americans, a Hollander from West Michigan should find winters in Ottawa…..comforting. Just like home. Mynheer Hoekstra needs to be defenestrated from the top

of De Schwann Windmill. (It’s a Dutch thing. Paris has the Eiffel Tower, London has St Paul’s, New York has the Statue of Liberty, Philadelphia has Independence Hall, and Holland, MI has a giant windmill imported from the Old Country. Taken apart, piece by piece, numbered individually, and put back together piece by piece according to the numbers, exactly as it was. OCD is shared by 100% of the Dutch, even the stoners, the hookers, and the Turkish guest workers. Islam is OK, but they must measure 10 times before they cut, and use the mean, or else they get sent to Sweden.)

I Stedman's avatar

Minor trivia: If you were born and raised in "South Detroit", you're Canadian. Check a map and thank me later!

Warren's avatar

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

I figger Kim Jung Un asked Putin, "Will you please tell Trump to stop supporting South Korea? It's causing me real problems." And Putin told Trump, "Hey, you gotta do something about South Korea. They're upsetting my ally Kim and if you don't fix it he says he will pull his troops out of Russia."

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"More than 200,000 people have signed a petition to the Canadian Parliament, submitted by a Calgary resident on July 21, calling for the removal of the [American] ambassador, Pete Hoekstra."

Seems like Americans should do the same thing.

Axomamma's avatar

"More than 200,000 people have signed a petition to the Canadian Parliament, submitted by a Calgary resident on July 21, calling for the removal of the [American] ambassador, Pete Hoekstra."

I'm American, not Canadian, but can I sign the petition?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. We have to vote out every enabler of That Thing in the Offal Office and his minions in the cabinet. Do all you can to help other Democrats and D-leaning Independents to vote as well. When we vote, we WIN!! #TeamFight

After a lovely drive through the back roads of Sullivan, Ulster, and Delaware counties, we lunched on our beautiful Sea Island red peas with boletes and chard over Charleston Gold whole rice, with a side of perfect cornbread. Then we picked up the dogs, and are now relaxing at the pied-à-nuage. Before leaving Bethel Woods, we visited the Woodstock museum. (We were 42 minutes late for free admission, but got a discount large enough that we bought tickets). It's small, and we didn't watch any of the films, but it is much better organized than the Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame we visited while in Cleveland. Brandi Carlile and her wonderful band gave a superb show, including a stellar rendition of The Joke, which I hope sincerely some D uses as a campaign song. We're both tired so we're going to nap.

Craig Swarts's avatar

You can accurately sum up Mango Mussolini's foreign policy as simply doing the worst possible thing every time. He's Shit Midas.

John P. Strycharz's avatar

Centrists have been partying hard since their establishment champion defeated Francesca Wong by a razor-thin margin, but those damn socialist kids just keep popping up all over the ding-dang place. When will they sit down, shut up and learn to love the bleak future Wall Street and AIPAC have decreed for them? Let's hope never!

https://theintercept.com/2026/08/17/florida-congress-oliver-larkin-jared-moskowitz-aipac/

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Senator: I appreciate your note on Sec. Hegseth. Outside of Kash Patel one of the last qualified persons in. the whole nation to be running the Defense Department. But I want to alert you to one thing. Because of Trump, the US will have one ally going forward: North Korea. Let that sink in. North Korea. As the other nations pull money and trade out of the US, all pivoting to Western Europe for weapons and technology: Trump attacks any nation that floats through his brain in the middle of the night. Keep in mind that we may be larger than Somalia, but we will run a close second to them if this keeps up. GET RID OF TRUMP!

Warren's avatar

Blue American should break away from Red America like Somaliland has from Somalia.

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