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MOG253's avatar

States Rights, really?????

ahughes798's avatar

Dr. Dentist, there's a gap between my teeth that needs a filling.

ahughes798's avatar

I loved those things....polished off a half a bottle of them when I was 4. My mother was pretty pissed at herself for not hiding them well enough.

ahughes798's avatar

I don't know...but Serai and Panika should have a meme-off or a gif-off. They're both masters of the form!

asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

Well mine always gets tighter in the humid weather.

ahughes798's avatar

OT, but all foetuses are female for the first 6 weeks(?). That means even macho men like Trump, Uday, and Qusay were girls at one time.

ahughes798's avatar

Or, listen to the Nirvana song "Pennyroyal Tea." It's about that.

ahughes798's avatar

You mean the ones Mar-A-Leggo My Eggo buys from Costco?

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And virgins. Because there's nothing that freaks out a Christian man more than his wife having had someone to compare him to.

Aileen's avatar

Still trying to figure out why any woman, or person who hopes to have sex with a woman at any point in his life would vote Republican.

Shananigan's avatar

Killing unborn children is justifiable in the name of preventing gestational slavery. How do YOU justify legally turning pregnant people into reproductive drudges?