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States Rights, really?????

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Dr. Dentist, there's a gap between my teeth that needs a filling.

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I loved those things....polished off a half a bottle of them when I was 4. My mother was pretty pissed at herself for not hiding them well enough.

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I don't know...but Serai and Panika should have a meme-off or a gif-off. They're both masters of the form!

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Well mine always gets tighter in the humid weather.

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OT, but all foetuses are female for the first 6 weeks(?). That means even macho men like Trump, Uday, and Qusay were girls at one time.

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Or, listen to the Nirvana song "Pennyroyal Tea." It's about that.

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You mean the ones Mar-A-Leggo My Eggo buys from Costco?

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And virgins. Because there's nothing that freaks out a Christian man more than his wife having had someone to compare him to.

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Still trying to figure out why any woman, or person who hopes to have sex with a woman at any point in his life would vote Republican.

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Killing unborn children is justifiable in the name of preventing gestational slavery. How do YOU justify legally turning pregnant people into reproductive drudges?

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