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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

My mother is a fan of Buddhism, and I've always thought it was a great philosophy. Maybe some day I'll have the time to actually check it out.

I met a woman yesterday who was so happy, I was dying to ask her what her secret was.

handyhippie65's avatar

buddhisim is not for everyone. i don't consider myself a buddhist. just someone who has read the writings of the buddha, and was set on a path towards enlightenment. the wheel of life, death and rebirth is a little too much for me to believe in, but unattatchment, is a useful skill to practice.

tehbaddr's avatar

You'll gladly take these Hobo Beans and enjoy them! You Plebes!

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

My god, how have we survived with these onerous regulations since 1972??? Oh, the inhumanity.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Hobo beans? Sure, Rockefeller, rub your good fortune in our faces! I'll be over here eating gravel.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

C'mon, we both know that Hillary would have been a real snoozefest as a president. Who needs a quiet, competent person to be our dad? I prefer the abusive alcoholic dad, who sabotages me at every turn.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I remember those days, and I'm not going to lie, they were fun. I remember my dad smoking in the hospital, and the doctors smoking in the hospital. Everyone was drunk as hell when they drove, also, too. Plus good speed was legal, and everyone did it. The 1960s were fun, if you lived through them.

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"A group called Food & Water Watch has sued the administration..."

"Food and Water Watch?" Jesus, what a bunch of alarmist snowflakes! Who hasn't benefitted from a little heavy metal in their water? Sheesh!

Incoming Ham's avatar

You're lucky to have gravel. We're eating sand.

Querolous's avatar

Trumplateral Commision?

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

And I hear cholera is a great way to lose weight!

Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

I find it mildly amusing that people still think that with a government totally in the hands of the Republican party, that they can force the rich to act fairly or even share power. That kind of thinking is sooo Teddy Roosevelt.

Carla Vandermeer's avatar

From the sublime to the deplorable.

Carla Vandermeer's avatar

You can always tell a Dutchman, but you can't tell him much ( have learned this through long person experience).