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Poor MAGAs have to keep adding people to the enemies list (probably with a magic marker on the fridge). It must be hard to keep track since most of them started out as the "best people".

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Has Nick Fuentes reversed his criticism of Trump yet? https://youtu.be/vn9-gqLybDQ?si=RI9XvTSpdSA9xv4G

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Joe Rogan getting paid as much as he has just to hold the dumbest conversations with pseudo-intellectuals like Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro has always left me wondering just how dumb Americans (mostly males) are, but then I remember that almost half of the voters went for PAB and I remember that I'm not a cynic, just a realist.

No wonder I was a pot-head in my youth.

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It's the crab bucket effect!

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Rogan's statement that Kennedy is “the only one that makes sense to me" will not necessarily win Kennedy any votes.

Poor Kennedy. Couldn't he get an endorsement from Charles Manson or Hitler any random Darwin Award winner?

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“MAGA influencer catturd2”.

There are so many levels of insanity conveyed by that phrase that I can’t even.

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Is this catturd the sequel? Can there be only one?

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Catturd2: Electric Boogaloo.

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Why can’t these guys do what the Republican Party should have done years ago, just tell this guy to fuck off and then take the fucking hit!!

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If they had standards like that, they wouldn't be today's Republicans.

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If the MAGAts had a backbone, they wouldn't be MAGAts.

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Somehow I don't think Fuentes is gonna be the guy to buck this trend. Is it possible to cackle too much? Am I going to give myself a hernia if this keeps up through the election? Can one actually die from schadenfreude?

"White supremacist, Hitler fan, and far-right political pundit Nick Fuentes shockingly revoked his support from Donald Trump’s campaign early Friday, announcing on social media that he and his allies believed that the presidential bid is headed for a “catastrophic loss.”

“Tonight I declared a new Groyper War against the Trump campaign,” Fuentes wrote on X (formerly Twitter) shortly after midnight, referring to a group of far-right activists known as groypers."

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This is all so lovable! But not as lovable as Trump! His shock and surprise that he will not win in "a Landslide" and that MAGA does not represent "75% of the American People in America" ( a modest claim when compared with Saddam's 99% or even Putin's more credible 96%) is so genuine, so very childlike, so embraceable, and adorable in it's naiveté... well... Hugs to you big fella. Great Big Hugs!!

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It's a shame when the leopards you've been feeding eat your face

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Not for the leopards. It just depends on your point of view.

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They’re all PAB’s, especially Rogan. His little hand job of Trump with that comment is fucking pathetic.

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"Kamala over

Chaos"--a sign of the times

I can get behind

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Ta, Gary. Scratch a bully, find a coward. Good day, beloved Wonketteers. I love and appreciate you all and I bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace. Darling fiancé Meccalopolis and I had a busy morning and afternoon at the pied-à-nuage and environs, so my morning greeting was delayed.

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Just look at how the political landscape has changed since Steve Bannon went to prison. He must be dying from how much he’s missing and how little he can do about it. I may be wrong but I think he’s getting out after the election. If so, I would love to see the expression on his face when he realizes he now lives in President Kamala Harris’ country.

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Hopefully Dark Brandon will have him sent to Guantanamo or a Black Site as soon as he clears the prison doors. After all, it will be an official Presidential act to secure the country from a known conspirator against the Constitution.

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The Harris-Walz Campaign should really exploit these mishaps. True, these chuds are a sad bunch of nobodies but they make good fuel in the effort to mock and ridicule the maggots and as evidence that the whole movement is weird and creepy. Making fun of them costs very little and adds up.

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