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Kgprophet's avatar

Poor MAGAs have to keep adding people to the enemies list (probably with a magic marker on the fridge). It must be hard to keep track since most of them started out as the "best people".

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Carol Hayden's avatar

Has Nick Fuentes reversed his criticism of Trump yet? https://youtu.be/vn9-gqLybDQ?si=RI9XvTSpdSA9xv4G

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Joe Rogan getting paid as much as he has just to hold the dumbest conversations with pseudo-intellectuals like Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro has always left me wondering just how dumb Americans (mostly males) are, but then I remember that almost half of the voters went for PAB and I remember that I'm not a cynic, just a realist.

No wonder I was a pot-head in my youth.

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Peevester's avatar

It's the crab bucket effect!

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Maybe's avatar

Rogan's statement that Kennedy is “the only one that makes sense to me" will not necessarily win Kennedy any votes.

Poor Kennedy. Couldn't he get an endorsement from Charles Manson or Hitler any random Darwin Award winner?

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

“MAGA influencer catturd2”.

There are so many levels of insanity conveyed by that phrase that I can’t even.

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Mr. Foobar's avatar

Is this catturd the sequel? Can there be only one?

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Thomas B.'s avatar

Catturd2: Electric Boogaloo.

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Nick Sr.'s avatar

Why can’t these guys do what the Republican Party should have done years ago, just tell this guy to fuck off and then take the fucking hit!!

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

If they had standards like that, they wouldn't be today's Republicans.

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BlueSpot's avatar

If the MAGAts had a backbone, they wouldn't be MAGAts.

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WyOSINT's avatar

Somehow I don't think Fuentes is gonna be the guy to buck this trend. Is it possible to cackle too much? Am I going to give myself a hernia if this keeps up through the election? Can one actually die from schadenfreude?

"White supremacist, Hitler fan, and far-right political pundit Nick Fuentes shockingly revoked his support from Donald Trump’s campaign early Friday, announcing on social media that he and his allies believed that the presidential bid is headed for a “catastrophic loss.”

“Tonight I declared a new Groyper War against the Trump campaign,” Fuentes wrote on X (formerly Twitter) shortly after midnight, referring to a group of far-right activists known as groypers."

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Hank Napkin's avatar

This is all so lovable! But not as lovable as Trump! His shock and surprise that he will not win in "a Landslide" and that MAGA does not represent "75% of the American People in America" ( a modest claim when compared with Saddam's 99% or even Putin's more credible 96%) is so genuine, so very childlike, so embraceable, and adorable in it's naiveté... well... Hugs to you big fella. Great Big Hugs!!

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Ill-Advised's avatar

"Kamala over

Chaos"--a sign of the times

I can get behind

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Ta, Gary. Scratch a bully, find a coward. Good day, beloved Wonketteers. I love and appreciate you all and I bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace. Darling fiancé Meccalopolis and I had a busy morning and afternoon at the pied-à-nuage and environs, so my morning greeting was delayed.

Please, please stay safe. Wear a mask or two, wash your hands, sanitize when you cannot wash and let the sanitizer dry completely, stop touching your face, take Vitamin D, get a booster shot (in the deltoid, not in the shoulder, asshole at CVS!!), avoid indoor and crowded outdoor gatherings and when you must meet, remove masks only to eat, drink, and take quick photos, and stay the fuck away from me and everyone with whom you do not share a roof. Do this because you love yourself, and because I love you, too. Do this in memory of dear departed family and friends like lovely Treg and Holly's hero pilot friend Tony, among over seven million dead worldwide. Do this to honor the nurses and other frontline medical personnel, especially ICU Hera Mrs Land Shark RN. Stay safe.

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Steven McCrary's avatar

Trump/Vance is a soap opera…produced by snotty 12 year olds.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I love the smell of Republican desperation in the morning.

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Kay Ducky's avatar

You know, these guys could just get off of the internet. There are no troll labor camps in the US.

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Carol Hayden's avatar

This is why I never check my email.

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Colbert Thorenson's avatar

So was the guy threatening Kyle with prison rape part of "Trump's team" that talked so productively with young Kyle? Seems plausible knowing MAGA. And by the way, thanks Elon for bringing sexual assault threats back to the Twitter, those will look so nice next to the ad for canned potato chips Pringles will have no choice but to purchase on your fascist circle-jerk.

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