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Laurian's avatar

''an Arctic adventure series [that] will capture the mission of these modern-day wildcatters.” Sorta like Discover Channel's Gold Rush idolizing white men gleefully destroy vast swaths of Artic land in pursuit of filthy lucre.

Demark should send couple of coastal patrol boats Greenland then inform Greenland Energy have 24 hours to begin to remove their equipment or shelling will commence.

SayItWithWookies's avatar

If I were in Greenland's government, I'd call Assmouth a rapist every day until he sued me for defamation and then demand to see every page of his accounts for the last ten years.

tehbaddr's avatar

Just more Mad Lord Yam rapey behaviour.

M'Hael's avatar

I just found out that the woman who watched/taught both of my kids during preschool died back in June. I cannot believe SWIMW chose to tell us this via text during a week I'm already on the ragged edge, during a workday which is complicated for the same reason.

That snapping sound you just heard was something in either my brain or my soul; maybe both.

Parakeetist's avatar

Peace to her and you.

Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

We're out of missiles. What is Trump gonna do?

gallbladder's avatar

At worst, it leaves him with the one option he's just 𝘥𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 to use...

YaJagoff's avatar

He'll huff and puff and blow his diaper out.

Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

OT: I've never heard of Center for New Liberalism but it sounds like a bunch of white people who smoke dope, get abortions, and need a place to invest their inheritance.

"The Columbia Journalism Review characterizes CNL as "a political group aiming to provide a home for Zoomer, Gen Z, and millennial voters who feel alienated by the Democratic Party's progressive tilt","

and

CNL's members are "enthusiastic about deregulation to achieve progressive goals",

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Center_for_New_Liberalism

tehbaddr's avatar
1mEdited

I want to hang with them!

Errr NOT!

Euripides Pants's avatar

Too much progressive leads to progress.

Euripides Pants's avatar

Center for New Libertarians.

swmnguy's avatar

"Zoomer, Gen Z, and millennial voters who feel alienated by the Democratic Party's progressive tilt" is not a thing.

If it were a thing, the "centrists" wouldn't be freaking out so spectacularly.

Euripides Pants's avatar

Yes, liberalism and progressivism are just words.

Militant Agnostic's avatar

Language having been murdered, as ZD would say.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I was wondering just the other day when we would hear from the I'm financially progressive but socially conservative. -_-

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Who’s funding it? I’m guessing “not bake sales.”

AZ Red Sox Fan's avatar

I would think this would constitute a war crime against Greenland that NATO would have the duty to respond to right?

Parakeetist's avatar

OT:

Australia is giving vaccines to birbs, because Australians accept that science is reality and vaccines work.

All birb importap!

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0kmrzy1xp4o

gallbladder's avatar

𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐆𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭.

That's not how fuckface sees it.

Baconzgood's avatar

OT.

Baconz is watching this documentary on the "Rape of Nanking" during the 2nd World War.

The Japanese were really not very nice at that time. And usually they are such a polite nation.

Chemical's avatar

Not only to China, but also Korea! In my opinion, Japan's conduct prior to them surrendering in 1945 was as bad as Germany's.

Baconzgood's avatar

Yeah. They kinda made some havoc. A lot of it.

catsntrees's avatar

Apparently racism isn't just an American thing either I've learned...there is a lot of racism against Koreans by Japanese for example...which, forgive me, I was unaware of because I thought it was mostly an American thing that we infected others with but no...I was wrong.

Baconzgood's avatar

A friend of mine lived in Japan for a few years in the late 90s. Some restaurants wouldn't serve him. Or even look at him. They have a word for foreigners. It also means dirty, unwanted, and dog shit....gi-jing?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Once you understand duality, people finally start making sense.

catsntrees's avatar

This is a hard concept for someone with autism like myself...I struggle with this but know it is true

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Same boat. It becomes a thing you can’t un-see.

Baconzgood's avatar

Now I'm worried about Canadians. What war crimes are they planning? Betcha it has to do with zambonis. Like they will transform or somthing.

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

If Denmark doesn't send a military presence they'll have no one to blame but themselves for whatever mess Trump makes. (See also: Reflecting Pond. See also: White House East Wing. See also DC Golf Course...)

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

We should try to talk an enterprising high school student into collecting all the Blanche references in the Epstein Files.

As a confirmation present, of course . . .

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"Greenland Energy thinks there might be $1 trillion worth of oil buried under Jameson Land."

Maybe at today's prices, depending on whether the Straight of Hormuz is open or not. But it'll take years of expensive drilling, in Arctic conditions, to bring that oil to market. I don't doubt that TFG has promised subsidies to Greenland Energy to keep them going till the oil hits the market. And what will that oil be worth then?

gallbladder's avatar

Christ, even the oil execs he had gathered at the White House effectively told him that his conquest of Venezuela was a non-starter given the cost of refining their existing heavy crude reserves.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

that's if Denmark doesn't seize all the equipment.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Why does no one stand up to Trump? Because it’s not our fucking job. Our job is to get through the next thirty months and hope you don’t fuck up again. Our job is to minimise the damage to us that the US does, nothing else.

And if anyone mentions appeasement of Hitler then start off by explaining how the US’s actions were better than Europe’s.

Euripides Pants's avatar

At least he hasn't lost his objectivity:

𝗦𝗮𝗺𝘂𝗲𝗹 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗼 $𝟮.𝟵𝗺 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗼𝗶𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗷𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁, 𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘆𝘀𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝘀

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/11/samuel-alito-oil-gas-assets-supreme-court-analysis

Mavenmaven's avatar

Criminals, every one of them.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Who does he think he is, Jill Stein?