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Tom's avatar

Ya know, I am a lapsed Catholic. But this Pope Bob From Chicago, I think I could get behind him.

Stephen St John's avatar

Meloni is obviously a LOSER!! who hasn't been relevant in decades.

My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

From the looks of that picture that woman will be in therapy for years.

Stephen St John's avatar

"“They pay the highest energy costs in the world." I'll bet he made that one up on the spot.

Hank Napkin's avatar

"I am very tall, perhaps as tall as Barrone, maybe taller some say. Looking at this picture and I do not know this woman many people get their pictures taken with and near me and I am in many many pictures, many more than many probably." -- Donald J. Trumpf

Hank Napkin's avatar

VALUABLE TO WHOM?

Trump's rift with Pope is playing out in public - it's costing him valuable support

noname's avatar

Himself of course; no one else really exists for him.

Coleman's avatar

Please no one tell him----

kmblue187's avatar

In that picture, Meloni looks like she can't wait to sterilize her hand.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

Fuck this stupid orange asshole.

I just can't today.

Free beach's avatar

It’s difficult.

But I still believe the tide of the people will turn. The corruption and lawlessness will be crushed under the weight of truth.

It’s going to take perseverance.

Hopefully we will be a much stronger democracy in the wake of this tragedy.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

I agree, but I worry how long it's going to take to get rid of him.

The country needs to start fixing things SOON!!!

Free beach's avatar

It can’t be soon enough. But you are right. The damage continues. It’s going to take a lot. At that’s just the east wing. Never mind everything else.

Congress lacks political will and courage. It may take for him to leave in a pine box.

Cress's avatar

Im glad that Italy won’t renew their agreement with Israel. No more weapons for Israel! It’s a rogue state that’s not even cooperating with the ceasefire that their idiot orange pal negotiated with Iran.

aktlib101's avatar

Gashole has posted another image of himself with Jeebus. Because why not double down on the stupidity and idolatry?

https://www.instagram.com/p/DXKFvdAjwGf/

Stephen St John's avatar

That's what you do when (you think) you're never, ever wrong about anything.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

5150 the rancid mutherfugger.

kmblue187's avatar

How does Evan come up with such brilliance? "Doctor Trump Jesus!"

Makes me LOL again just typing it.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

Trump: "I'm not a fan of Georgia, I have to tell you. Frankly, her brother is a lot tougher on crime and has a much better sense of humor. I loved him in Police Academy".

[...]

Aide: "Sir, that's 'Mahoney' in Police Academy. And that was just a movie, Sir"

Trump: "They used to say I could have been the next Cary Grant. He was so weak by the end. I could have done it".

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

"James Bond, he was in a lot of movies, what ever happened to him? I bet I could beat him in a fight!"

VwllssWndr's avatar

Start with JD as a warmup, then he can dump the Sinister Six.

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

His next book can be all about how he became not Catholic.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

Holy FUCK! That's a burnt to a veritable crisp is what the fuck that is. Thanks for this! I need that.

Edit: Didn't the ol' couchfucker just write a book about his switcharoo to Catholichood? Wonder how it'll be received.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

Yes, he did. It's coming out soon.

The cover features a Methodist church.

Rhand Holm's avatar

His last "book" spurred the couch fucker rumors. What'll it be this time? Eucharist nachos? Will he be caught dressing in a Cassock and high heals?

EyeQueue's avatar

Pope Leo needs to interdict the whole stinking country.

PeteWa's avatar

It’s weird to see the Catholic Church going all in on the ‘Just War’ dogma, and how this Iran pedophile distraction is the opposite of that.

I realize that formally the position on the last several immoral wars the U.S. has started has been the same, but it was not this public, nor so forceful.