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Time for a remake of the movie Red Dawn with Trump welcoming his buddy Putin to the WH.

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How can any self-respecting US military soldier consider iTrump to be their Commander-in-Chief?

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You're making me feel guilty. Ours is at 49, up from 39 earlier in the day (more California particles reaching my section of Arizona?)

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I thought it was the UAE.

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It's the ones who don't give a damn who are most likely to have an Eagle wearing a MAGA hat avatar on their "blue lives matter" Facebook page, in which they troll "dumb libtards" with pictures of firing pins and themselves fellating nine-mils and other such nonsense.Which only makes sense if they are deep, deeeeep into cognitive dissonance, which they are.

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He's the boss. I had any number of men I thought idiots commanding me. It's just part of the job.

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How are they spending so much money yet fucking things up so badly? I mean.. Shutterstock?? I guess that's what they had to resort to when the US military let them know they didn't want to be campaign props.

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But by now surely they realize it could only amuse, not trigger, us.

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Oh my god what the actual fuckeroni. That's fucking surreal.

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"AK-74"? Typo?

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AR-15 takes 5.56 mm. AK-74 takes 5.45mm. A decent guess, probably can't verify.

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"Give'em a fair trial and hang'em."

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Nope, it's a refinement of a refinement of the 47.

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I can buy that image, and the rights to use it, for less than ten dollars. Hell, if it's available on DepositPhoto, I can get it for less than a buck.

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He's the American President, and like any other non-sovreign head of state, the only thing he should EVER salute is his own nation's flag.

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The pic is obviously a mash-up. The guy at right's weapon is plainly of the AK family, the guy at extreme left looks like he carrying an old-style M16, whilst the two jokers in the middle seem to have a shotgun, and a bodged together "Sniper rifle" (or a rifle with a scope attached in it's general vicinity).Free stock photo by any chance? Of course it was- as the GOP has burnt through so much cash they couldn't pay for a woodcut print of a minuteman picking his nose.

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