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i'm not really following this article robyn b/c we're all drunk in ravenswood but still.

double bourbon rush.

cheers.

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Antifa Derangement Syndrome

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Actuallllllly, no.

That's what they tell the plebs, but there is no historical reference to support that, but it sounds better than the actual truth.

The truth is 3% is how many were elected into the German republic in 1920, but that's not historically accurate either. Facts, schmax. If you start it, the rest will join and follow you to glory, is the basic idea.

We have these failsons in my neck of the woods, and they're all donuts, all the time. They couldn't lead their way out of a wet paper bag, but they got guns, so there is that.

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And war. And criminal acts. Drinking and driving ... pretty much their dream lifestyle. Oh, the tyranny of government.

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I did call it a legend.

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It all depends on their local Bishop. He makes the rules. I lived in Berne Indiana around a really large Amish community, never saw or should I say smelled any of them at the voting location. You smelled these Amish before you saw them. When I applied for a marriage license their were two Amish couples applying at the same time, they already had the/same last name.

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Sounds like they took a page from The Order's playbook.

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That's the percentage of brain cells they use.

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But Jesus got to her before The Devil did.

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Well, yes, but it's more specific in my theory. The message Neo gets (from Trinity) on his computer is "follow the white rabbit" (seemingly straight out of AiW). Moments later a group comes to his place for 'drugs' (straight out of Neuromancer). They ask him to come with them to a club. One, the sexy DuJour, comes on to him at the behest of the leader guy. He says no until he sees her white rabbit tattoo and decides to follow THAT white rabbit. I'm just putting them together. A lot of militia incel assholes are really into The Matrix. It ain't "follow the white rabbit to the drink me room meet the cheshire cat mock turtle off with their heads wake up exactly the same (well, maaaaybe the Tea Party and Caucus Race)". It's "take the red pill, follow the hot white rabbit to the even hotter Trinity and then know kung fu, kick ass, kill errrrrbody, save their buddies, get the hot girl, and eventually stand up to and destroy...their dad. And be omnipotent forever".

It just screams "I'm a loser from Bumfuck, IL, but someday Imma be Neo! I already have ALLLLLL the answers (that coincidentally involve bullying, porn, and guns)".

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Would the Repubs like to comment on Ilhan Omar?

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Big Sister is watching you.

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Trump doesn't care if the virus kills us all, he only cares about getting elected, so if his supporters kill his non-supporters, that is doubly good in Trumpian ethics.

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Celtic had a striker for a while called Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink who insisted on having his full surname on the back of the shirt.

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Rumspringa 4 Trump!

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