Trump is a very sad excuse for a human. How great would it be if orange head got abducted by real aliens and they used him for experiments. BUT sadly even aliens would toss his fat ass back to Earth and get the hell out of here after listening to just one of his batshit crazy rants! Trump turned into fertilizer would kill any living plants he is so bad. Let him go live with his Lover Kim Jun Un who after one day with this moron would use him as firing practice.
1. He will be ridiculed for the unbelievable pack of stupidity and lies he spouts at the press conference, along with his lack of real "proof."
2. Everyone will add counts to his indictments for "obstruction of justice."
So -- for once -- he listened to his lawyers and chose to fume impotently and incoherently on "TruthSocial" to his clagues instead of brandishing fake documents in front of skeptical reporters.
I will only believe he isnβt doing it once the entire trial is over, because he is A Idiot who cannot keep his mouth shut. I think he will likely lock hisself in the crapper and use Fake Xitter to Xit out whatever he was going to rant instead. He has no self control and is dumb as a bag of hair so how they will get him to trial without him holding an impromptu press conference from a dry cleaners next to a Wig Express is beyond me. They will need to invent one of those suspended animation chambers they use in sci-fi to travel across dimensions without everyone dying of old age and lock him in it.
Conference cancelled, shocker! My guess is he was given this LARGE report and told βThis totally exonerates you!β and of course he didnβt read it, because reading. But he announced it anyway, because Assmouth. Then his lawyers actually read it, because some of them may not actually be completely incompetent, and realized it was same old same old bugfuck stupid shit. And suddenly *POOF* itβs gone!
having spent the summer finger painting cardboard for a shakespeare in the park production i would like to note that THERE IS NOTHING EASY ABOUT FUCKING FINGERPAINTING.
"Not long after Trump announced the very real press conference that was definitely going to happen, Maggot Haberbot was turned on for the day and reported on it like it was manna from Roy Cohn. Said it was 11,780 pages long. Said it had been βin the works since 1776'' when Washington crossed the state of Delaware before the Biden Crime Family stole it."
"some disloyal Republicans β or RINOs, as I call them "
TFG actually seems to think he made that acronym up as well.
"I have to remind you that these same RINOs are working on a very sinister $370 MILLION plot to try and rob us of the Republican nomination and install their own puppet candidate who will do the Deep Stateβs bidding."
TFG continues to stoke the us-v-them fires, against ANYBODY who doesn't fall in line with him and the cult. Dangerous mofo who needs to go away, one way or another.
"I have to remind you that these same RINOs are working on a very sinister $370 MILLION plot to try and rob us of the Republican nomination and install their own puppet candidate who will do the Deep Stateβs bidding."
"Hitler... is plotting with the League of Doom... to ASSASSINATE JESUS!"
Trump is a very sad excuse for a human. How great would it be if orange head got abducted by real aliens and they used him for experiments. BUT sadly even aliens would toss his fat ass back to Earth and get the hell out of here after listening to just one of his batshit crazy rants! Trump turned into fertilizer would kill any living plants he is so bad. Let him go live with his Lover Kim Jun Un who after one day with this moron would use him as firing practice.
Trump is a bully.
Bullies are cowards.
Trump knows two things:
1. He will be ridiculed for the unbelievable pack of stupidity and lies he spouts at the press conference, along with his lack of real "proof."
2. Everyone will add counts to his indictments for "obstruction of justice."
So -- for once -- he listened to his lawyers and chose to fume impotently and incoherently on "TruthSocial" to his clagues instead of brandishing fake documents in front of skeptical reporters.
Actual response today from one of the Qloons to a post telling them the presser was off:
"They probably found out the DS was planning a false flag distraction event at a school and wanted to save those innocent kids livesβ¦"
I will only believe he isnβt doing it once the entire trial is over, because he is A Idiot who cannot keep his mouth shut. I think he will likely lock hisself in the crapper and use Fake Xitter to Xit out whatever he was going to rant instead. He has no self control and is dumb as a bag of hair so how they will get him to trial without him holding an impromptu press conference from a dry cleaners next to a Wig Express is beyond me. They will need to invent one of those suspended animation chambers they use in sci-fi to travel across dimensions without everyone dying of old age and lock him in it.
Conference cancelled, shocker! My guess is he was given this LARGE report and told βThis totally exonerates you!β and of course he didnβt read it, because reading. But he announced it anyway, because Assmouth. Then his lawyers actually read it, because some of them may not actually be completely incompetent, and realized it was same old same old bugfuck stupid shit. And suddenly *POOF* itβs gone!
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I know exactly what picture you're talking about.
Funny I was thinking the same thing about Trumps likeness. However the court sketches fail to reflect this accurately.
Me 2!
There are GOOD photos of Trump? Where he DOESN'T look like that???
He wants them to use one of those stupid Photoshopped NFT cards, doesn't he?
There's always his "tennis" photo!?
Ew. But at least it shows him being active.
having spent the summer finger painting cardboard for a shakespeare in the park production i would like to note that THERE IS NOTHING EASY ABOUT FUCKING FINGERPAINTING.
jesus christ.
RIGGERS - People who steal Trump's personal presidency from all of America.
SHIGGERS - Fans of Sigur RΓ³s
WIGGERS - Those who wiggle out and away when being grabbed by the pussy
FIGGERS - As in "It figures," when influenced by actual mobsters from a young age.
SWIGGERS - A quick sloshing around of diet coke to wash the cheeseburger out of one's teeth before inciting riots.
JIGGERS - What one physically does to the machines when looking to change the votes for Cesar Chavez.
MIGGERS - How the devoted baseball fans in the Trump household refer to Detroit's future Hall-of-Famer.
Remember on ''South Park'' when Randy Marsh was on Wheel OF Fortune and a clue was about annoying people...
N [] G G E R S
He of course said (you know what) but the correct answer was...
N A G G E R S
BIGGERS - descendants of Dick, Sr.
"Not long after Trump announced the very real press conference that was definitely going to happen, Maggot Haberbot was turned on for the day and reported on it like it was manna from Roy Cohn. Said it was 11,780 pages long. Said it had been βin the works since 1776'' when Washington crossed the state of Delaware before the Biden Crime Family stole it."
My goodness the orange douche bag is always bragging about his high Energy performance.
I hope everything is okayβ¦
Well, he sure has more than four loko advisors...
I honestly couldn't tell you what picture he is talking about β he looks like shit in all of his pictures.
My husband has suggested that either Trump or (better yet) Roodles should be nicknamed βUncle RICOβ.
Needz moar bullet points
"some disloyal Republicans β or RINOs, as I call them "
TFG actually seems to think he made that acronym up as well.
"I have to remind you that these same RINOs are working on a very sinister $370 MILLION plot to try and rob us of the Republican nomination and install their own puppet candidate who will do the Deep Stateβs bidding."
TFG continues to stoke the us-v-them fires, against ANYBODY who doesn't fall in line with him and the cult. Dangerous mofo who needs to go away, one way or another.
Cliched maybe, but #letthemfight. The more Assmouth tells his cultists the system is totally RIGGERED, the fewer of them who will vote.
"I have to remind you that these same RINOs are working on a very sinister $370 MILLION plot to try and rob us of the Republican nomination and install their own puppet candidate who will do the Deep Stateβs bidding."
"Hitler... is plotting with the League of Doom... to ASSASSINATE JESUS!"
It's hilarious to see little d being extra whiny and butthurt over a photo.