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HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

So what has he done with Pam Bondi?

Zonath of Ur's avatar

Tossed into a river in a sack weighted down with stones.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

There's a number I can fax a form to to get an update on my tax refund status.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Y'know Trumpf is long overdue for a rectal prolapse, and when that happens Kristi will be there!

Euripides Pants's avatar

SpaceX: We meant to do that.

lmurr's avatar

Did it done blowed up?

Euripides Pants's avatar

They lacked commitment when the going got rough.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Uh oh. I take it something bad happened on their rocket test.

Random's avatar

Let me guess. Another "rapid unscheduled disassembly"?

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Nah, it worked, but it looked like it went like this

"IGNITION!"

"SHIT TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!"

Marty Smit's avatar

The Saudi backed LIV golf league is talking about shutting down their support. The Wall Street Journal article mentions ZERO about Trump’s support for the controversial league.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

His trash palaces are hosting LIV tournaments.

Euripides Pants's avatar

LIV and let bonesaw.

Martin Shobe's avatar

Songs by Wings that never made the cut.

BlueStateLibel's avatar

According to a Chevron executive, because of the high cost of gas, Americans should just drive less.

It's as if there isn't an alternative fuel-source vehicle available, with many uses one now available at reasonable prices. I must be dreaming!

Queen Méabh's avatar

Americans do drive too much. I have friends who will go to a store at one end of a strip mall, and then drive to the other end of the same strip mall to visit another store, rather than walk the equivalent of 1 block. I had neighbors who would drive from their house to my house rather than walk the 1 block between us.

Ward From Cali's avatar

Trump is "truthing" Jesus slop again.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-jesus-photo-backlash-ai-b2958240.html

Once is a mistake, twice is a coincidence, three times is a pattern. I have some thoughts about this. I'll wait until the third time to post them. I figure it'll happen by Sunday.

Hank Napkin's avatar

CAPTION: "Is that a microphone or are you happy to see me, my son?"

Bradthe🤖's avatar

It’s funny that he let white Jesus be taller than he is, given how he wears lifts in his shoes to try to look 6’2” tall.

Russell Jones's avatar

lmao

Is Jesus massaging one of TACO's man-teats in that there AI train wreck?

Craig Nixon's avatar

Jesus on The Moob-line, as the song goes.

Thank You For Trying's avatar

I am scandalized by the porn faces!! My goodness!!

Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

The look on his face says yes

Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

Getting high off his own supply

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Mr. Goat saw on the internets today that speculated that Trump referred to himself as a doctor in the first pic, cuz' someone probably mentioned the word "doctored" in his presence....

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Oh FFFS, Tulsi apparently just referred a whistleblower to DOJ - someone who was involved in the 1st Trump impeachment! WUT??

paul's avatar

Trying to get back in FOTUS's good graces?

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Isn't she hiding some major secret herself?

Craig Nixon's avatar

She has been having lingerie parties with Bryon Noem.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

IIRC, she hid a whistleblower complaint against herself.

Bradthe🤖's avatar

The fact that she’s a Putin fluffer isn’t actually a secret at all.

Reader's avatar

I haven't seen a Day in the Life of a Mountain post in a while. Anyone?

Babe Paley's avatar

They finished their year long project.

blueicebank's avatar

The porn stash wearer and performance artist formerly known as Barney Fife's unhinged brother will go Yosemite Sam when he hears about this:

"Riverside County supervisors won’t pay Sheriff Chad Bianco’s legal bills in election probe

Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco will have to pay his own legal bills tied to his department’s investigation that seized more than 650,000 ballots from November’s special election.

The Board of Supervisors voted 4-1 Tuesday, April 14, not to use taxpayer dollars for Bianco’s legal defense. Supervisor Karen Spiegel, a Republican like Bianco who appeared on stage with the sheriff when he launched his campaign for governor, cast the lone vote in favor of paying the Bianco’s legal fees.

https://www.pressenterprise.com/2026/04/14/pay-your-own-bills-bianco-say-critics-who-think-riverside-county-should-not-fund-sheriffs-legal-bills-in-ballot-probe/

Fucking Chad [snicker]

Craig Nixon's avatar

Riverside County? Oh, that explains it.

Ward From Cali's avatar

Told ya the guy is flaming out.

Lefty Frizzell's avatar

Expecting the Pope to be charged with mortgage fraud before the week is out

paul's avatar

The Pope should deploy The Holy Handgrenade.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Chris Murphy:

https://bsky.app/profile/chrismurphyct.bsky.social/post/3mjkyw3ax7k2i

I'm helping to lead a group of Senate Democrats who are planning to force a vote - every single week the Senate is in session - to end the war in Iran. We have that right under the Senate rules, and we are going to keep putting Republicans on record supporting this insane war.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

They're catching on ... only took them a FUCKING YEAR to do so.