Trump Makes Up For Lifetime Of Pussygrabbing With Last Minute Women's History Month Video
As you may know, March is Women's History Month. As you may also know, March is almost over. On Thursday, the second to last day of March, Donald Trump released an Instagram video in which he heroically speaks to a room full of ladies for 40 seconds without calling any of them "bitches" or "dogs," or grabbing a single one of them by the pussy, or accusing them of perioding all over their chairs, or freaking out because they went to the bathroom, or saying they are "not a 10" or generally insulting them in any way.
Only by enlisting the full potential of women in our society will we be truly able to #MakeAmericaGreatAgain ?? https: //t.co/ya5Ot30WNM pic.twitter.com/mhDlT2D0zI
— President Trump (@POTUS) March 31, 2017
AND THEN ALL THE WOMEN GIVE HIM A STANDING OVATION. Because women love him so much. And look, ladies can do all kinds of stuff. Like this lady right here, playing the piano. Who, judging by that jacket, just might be one Kellyanne Conway.
They can show all the other ladies the contents of their Chanel flap bag!
They can stand around and look moved while Donald Trump is speaking!
They can appreciate a good floral arrangement! Ladies like flowers, you know. Donald Trump knows that.
And they can stand and clap for Donald Trump!
This is not, of course, to say that they deserve reproductive rights or maternity leave or anything like that. It is just to say that Donald Trump thinks women are swell, and he understands their struggles. Like just how hard they must try to be a 10 when they have small breasts.
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Chris Matthews: "Do you believe in punishment for abortion, yes or no as a principle?"
Candidate Drumpf: "The answer is that there has to be some form of punishment."
Matthews: "For the woman."
Drumpf: "Yeah, there has to be some form."
'Nuff said.
I too also have no Facebook or Twitter account.
Long ago someone said, "If you don't know what the product is, it's you."