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racists are so fucking crazy

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Betcha when we (eventually, to our own dismay and lack of desire) learn what caused the shutdown, a Trump tantrum is going to figure very prominently. At a guess, Trump wanted to have comments, and wanted to have millions of followers, and whatever Parscales showed him wasn't good enough. Screaming fit. Toys thrown. Toys broken. Pants soiled. Door kicked. Rug pounded. You know. Prednisetial behavior stuff.

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One can only hope.

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You'd think the SS would hate tfg's guts making them use porta potties in the summer.

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De Düva.

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And their utter lack of ANY platform.

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"Terlet" is Philly accent, not Joisy accent, I hear.Stinky things happen in Philly, especially at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

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Just like I do when Wonketeers don't upvote me for my witty repartee. I don't get that instant gratification I constantly crave.

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Frankly...I really don't want anyone to take him out. The crazy freakshow that has become the right wing will just make him a martyr...or actually they will probably say he isn't dead and will come back on January 23rd I mean March 8th Nov 23rd (for sure this time)

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please stay away from New Jersey, we hate you here. You are making a poor old woman pay an extra 2 K a year on taxes, she has to sell her house because f your stupid "tax break for the rich only" law. Most homeowners in NJ will agree.

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Only if Melon goes with him, otherwise they will be following her globe trotting with her 1/2 mill in travel allowance. And her freedom from Trump. Oh well as long as her tennis pro is near.

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But it's easier to extradite him from Jersey than Florida! As far as your property value you're on your own.

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We say a lot of funny things in Philly but I never heard anyone call it a "terlet".

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https://youtu.be/2kXSWw0w8OwTwice a day in non plague times. I try to catch it once or twice a season

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