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He draws like a child. He talks like a child. He whines like a child. Shall I go on?

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I thought Trump had a mandate to be "cruel, insane and stupid", why is that a problem now?

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Jeez, just reachin' for an apt analogy; didn't mean to traduce the Angels by suggesting they drink and raise hell.

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Paul Ryan translated: "Yes, yes I think that is EXACTLY what trump is gonna do, and yes, it will totally blow up in his face and i'll probably end up Vice President soon. So let's not say anything that might tip him off, because I am absolutely confident that he has no idea what he is doing and will totally screw himself if left to his own devices. Fingers crossed! tee hee"

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We're gonna need a bigger bus...

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Only until Trump implodes, which shouldn't be too much longer...

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They work for the billionaires that PAY them, not random ones who bark orders at them.

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For some interesting fun, check out what professional management experts have to say about bad bosses...

http://www.nydailynews.com/...

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At this rate it may well be "None of us, Katie."

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Holy fucking shit. And I'm old-fashioned enough not to type phrases like that online very often, but in this instance, what else is appropriate? The orange man may, it seems as if, do just that. Wasn't there some other rotten bastard once who said, in a lifetime of defiling the U.S.A., "The law? To hell with the law, hain't I got the power?"

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Me, too. (Thank you.)

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Related: Kicking JeffBoSesh in the nuts is a sign of affection.

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We're abandoned.

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yea, then we will have pence to deal with. he is a whole different kind of monster, but a monster, nonetheless.

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we can always ask, come on carrie, carry me a little further. then we can read all about it on the cover of the rolling stone.

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lemme put on my steel toes, and show him some love.

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