With trepidation I read the Yahoo comments, but there was one piece of gold: "There is news of Trump investors jumping out the windows of their trailers at this bad news."
"...while its investors watch little Billy’s college fund swirl down the drain."
I believe the vernacular is "... little Billy-bob's jailbreak from Podunk cause he's got a'heapin' hankerin' for sex, drugs, alcohol, an' critical thinkin' skills."
$22.90 and dropping. Under $12 would be nice - if that happened as a one-day drop, I think the screaming from the orange one would have a melodious ring.
My cup of schadenfreude doth runneth over. I will never stop finding the self-inflicted pain of the cult followers hilarious, because they are mostly truly terrible people.
Usually as soon as someone starts talking about Finance Things my brain takes a hike for literally anywhere else, but my husband convinced me to watch "This Is Financial Advice" with him, and hooooly shit these people are in a cult. A stock market cult.
The sad part (or the hilarious part, depending on your perspective) is that the largest shareholder (Trump) is the one who didn’t invest any money to buy his shares. He simply agreed to use the platform for his public lying. It’s the MAGA faithful who are being asked and invited to invest in DJT. It’s their money, or whatever is left of it, that Trump can take and hit the road, leaving them empty handed when he dumps his stock. But he’d never do such a thing.
I have a feeling the SEC has an entire wing devoted to watching what happens with Trump and this BS stock. He’s got about 5 and a half months left before he tries to sell his stake, unless he sues to strike that waiting period in his contract. There is sure to be some funny math involved between now and then.
Trump lost 2020, incited a violent riot on the Capitol, then spent the past 3 years hoarding classified documents in the potty while accumulating criminal indictments and sexual assault verdicts. People who are literally buying DJT stock should be advised to SELL. The slow, disgraceful end of the ugly Trump era is in full swing.
As a trained economist (well, I just about passed it at A-level) my deeply thought-through response to this completely unforeseen event would be: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fecking HA.
Substack really needs a laugh reaction for stories like this. Maybe “point snd laugh” to make it clear we’re laughing at someone, not with them.
With trepidation I read the Yahoo comments, but there was one piece of gold: "There is news of Trump investors jumping out the windows of their trailers at this bad news."
"...while its investors watch little Billy’s college fund swirl down the drain."
I believe the vernacular is "... little Billy-bob's jailbreak from Podunk cause he's got a'heapin' hankerin' for sex, drugs, alcohol, an' critical thinkin' skills."
$23.60 as of this comment. Couldn't happen to a nicer piece of crap.
$22.90 and dropping. Under $12 would be nice - if that happened as a one-day drop, I think the screaming from the orange one would have a melodious ring.
"Dropping faster than a pig throw from a helicopter." Substitute Trump for the helpless pig if you like.
Flashback on WKRP Thanksgiving episode: "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
This whole story is just librul propaganda, I mean, whoever heard of trees in Oklahoma, let alone someone who removes them? Hngghh? Hhhnngghh?
With all that money, Devin can buy a pedigree herd of Guernseys.....just saying...
And each one with a cowbell. Does Devin do Guenseys? I thought he was strictly a Holstein guy.
It's OK if Little Billy loses his college fund. He can just pull himself up by his bootstraps.
Little Billy was never gonna go to college anyhow. He was just gonna go join his uncle who sells soda-bottle meth.
My cup of schadenfreude doth runneth over. I will never stop finding the self-inflicted pain of the cult followers hilarious, because they are mostly truly terrible people.
College fund???🤣🤣🤣🤣
The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care. - Offspring
Oh shit, they made it a meme stock.
Usually as soon as someone starts talking about Finance Things my brain takes a hike for literally anywhere else, but my husband convinced me to watch "This Is Financial Advice" with him, and hooooly shit these people are in a cult. A stock market cult.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pYeoZaoWrA
The sad part (or the hilarious part, depending on your perspective) is that the largest shareholder (Trump) is the one who didn’t invest any money to buy his shares. He simply agreed to use the platform for his public lying. It’s the MAGA faithful who are being asked and invited to invest in DJT. It’s their money, or whatever is left of it, that Trump can take and hit the road, leaving them empty handed when he dumps his stock. But he’d never do such a thing.
I have a feeling the SEC has an entire wing devoted to watching what happens with Trump and this BS stock. He’s got about 5 and a half months left before he tries to sell his stake, unless he sues to strike that waiting period in his contract. There is sure to be some funny math involved between now and then.
Trump lost 2020, incited a violent riot on the Capitol, then spent the past 3 years hoarding classified documents in the potty while accumulating criminal indictments and sexual assault verdicts. People who are literally buying DJT stock should be advised to SELL. The slow, disgraceful end of the ugly Trump era is in full swing.
As a trained economist (well, I just about passed it at A-level) my deeply thought-through response to this completely unforeseen event would be: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fecking HA.