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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Replacement Washing Machine Test Run, using only towels, is underway.

It's that same feeling of uncertainty you get when you drive away from the auto repair place.

paul's avatar

Not sure if this is original, but I thought of a line for a sci-fi movie.

Visitor- "We come in peace."

Native- And you will leave in pieces."

Phried Ω's avatar

Brazil women have received six yellow cards and three red cards including the entire coaching staff.

Euripides Pants's avatar

That's a lot of close shaves with Brazilians.

AJ Milne's avatar

Ah, o jogo bonito.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Um, that's quite a lot.

Phried Ω's avatar

Game finally over and riot cops are guarding the referees.

乜 𝗖.𝗨.𝘁𝗲𝗰𝗵's avatar

Tech talk Tuesday is here for you!

Caepan's avatar

Well Wonketeers, I have a sad story to tell. About me, of course, because I’m rather self-centered that way.

Last Friday at 1 am, I woke up from falling asleep on the couch sitting up, as I am wont to do. When I rose and started to walk to my bedroom, my trick right knee gave out, and I fell on my back into a hardwood floor. I eventually got up from the floor, grabbed an ice pack, and went to bed.

But I couldn’t fall asleep.due to the severe And when it got to the point was suffering from severe pain (pain level 10, for all you medical people here). I knew I had to call the ambulance and get to the hospital STAT.

After an x-ray and a CT scan, they determined that I had a fractured vertebrae. “A vertebrae fracture so severe, that it could cause a spinal injury” she told me. Yikes!

So early this morning, I had back surgery The doctor said she was happy with the results. The prognosis is that after PT and having to wear a back brace, I should recover in a minimum of three months. Maybe longer, because the fracture is so bad.

So now I can spend more time non-commenting on Wonkette instead of working And if/ when I return to work, I will need a standing desk.

Moral of this story: never get off the couch.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I know that pain and that surgery.

Best of luck in the recovery! We'll be pulling for you.

coco lurks from home's avatar

Oh no, that sounds terrible. But also sounds like it could have been much worse, so... yay?

Anyway, we look forward to moar of you.

weejee's avatar

Sendi g virtual hugs.

lotsacatsndogs's avatar

Um, YOWZA!!! Guess the lack of a spinal injury is the "good" bit, and so glad you learned the proper moral from your adventure! Hang in there!

Michael Bowen's avatar

Well, I just had my last meal before starting chemo tomorrow morning. Because I really wanted a steak but a lot of places around here close on Tuesdays, we ended up going to Texas Roadhouse. I was disappointed. I'd been to one down in North Carolina where I thought the food quality was a step up from Outback, but tonight's dinner was almost exactly the same as the psuedo-Aussie chain. Maybe they should merge and call themselves Texas Outhouse.

coco lurks from home's avatar

May your chemo be easy on you, and do its job well.

Parakeetist's avatar

Nevada Republican primary for governor:

The winner, who gives a shit what his name was: 91%

None of these candidates: 2.6%

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

I had an exciting early evening, and I have earned my glass of wine. My nextdoor neighbor (the nice one, not the OCD one) cut his hand severely and came over shortly before I made dinner to to ask if I could drive him to the urgent care. (Honestly, I just did this same exact trip less than a month ago with mr. cc! WTF?!) Of course I did. He was exceedingly grateful. When they took him back to be treated, with his wife on her way from work, I came home. I was so ramped up, adrenaline pumping. I had a glass of wine with dinner.

He will be fine. Some stitches and antibiotics and a tetanus shot and they sent him home. He is almost - not quite - young enough to be my child, and I think I am feeling kind of motherly. He is from India, and his own mother is a zillion miles away. That must be terrifically hard.

Crystalclear12's avatar

You were a helper!!

Seriously, time spent in the ER or urgent care should count as time spent in hell.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

A year with no ER visits is good year for us.

Crystalclear12's avatar

Ok, auditor rant:

You've been caught just admit it, pay the very small additional tax and move on.

Because making me wade thru a hundred more pages of crap is just going to make me feel obliged to find something to make it worth my time.

"M"'s avatar

/ pro tip

clairence's avatar

but I swear that case of beer was work-related!

Crystalclear12's avatar

Yes but not the lampshade or the bail money.

ShrillKitty's avatar

Pulte is one of the contractors my realtor and friends specifically warned me to stay away from.

Also, their Yelp rating is 1.4 out of 5 stars.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Mr. Goat did low-voltage work in the trades for many years for a small sub. Aside from private homes, a lot of the sub's bread & butter work was for Toll Bros. and Pulte Homes.

Pulte Homes was...um... problematic.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Pulte spent a year trying to get people to invest in Bed Bath and Beyond stock. After the company had closed all of its stores.

tehbaddr's avatar

1.4 out of 5, your friends or Pulte?

nodak.   5150 47's avatar

that high a rating?

"M"'s avatar

"Being Black In Pete Hegseth's Military"

Clint Smith III wrote this

Gift link from the Atlantic

https://bsky.app/profile/sbagen.bsky.social/post/3mnuncomegc2a

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

That was excellent. Thank you.

"M"'s avatar

Clint's a genius

I was just telling 2Cats I found out just recently that both our granddads served in the Red Ball Express in WWII

Tetman Callis's avatar

The WASP attempted takeover in America is in full swing now.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(But thanks for the link!)

"M"'s avatar

Clint is a great interviewer and writer

I just found out at a gathering he was running the other day that we both have granddads who ran in the Red Ball Express in WWII

But you know when there are difficult facts -- you want to hear them from the historian who can tell the most precise version, the one that really conveys what is happening

ManchuCandidate's avatar

1/3 of the Legendary Command Team of the 8th TFW in 1967.

Was known as duo of Blackman and Robin (Olds)

ShrillKitty's avatar

My coworkers are such useless fucks.

I'm going to get drunk and eat junk food.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I’ve grown to hate any of those workplace sitcoms where coworkers love and support each other and hang out together after work.

Totally unrealistic.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

But, I've actually worked at places like that.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

British/Irish shows do a much better job at workplace shows.

TerseNurse's avatar

possibly better than getting fucked and eating drunk food

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I like tater tot tacos as drunk food. If you’re looking for suggestions.

Parakeetist's avatar

I have learned how to successfully replicate a Taco Bell potato taco:

1. Make small portion of tater tots

2. Get tortilla

3. Put cheese in tortilla

4. Add the tots

5. Put a little of the sauce of choice

6. Nom nom nom

ShrillKitty's avatar

I bought a bottle of Irish cream, a box of toasted ravioli, an entire Dubai chocolate mousse cake, two peanut butter tarts, two Killer Brownies, and a berry cobbler 🤣

So that's how my fuckin day was 🤣

Parakeetist's avatar

Oh, wow.

Good to treat yourself.

Take care, whatever you eat or don't.

ShrillKitty's avatar

This is enough junk food to last me a month 🤣

(In my defense everything was on sale, and I am both a hedonist and cheap) 🤣🤣🤣

tehbaddr's avatar

Right? That's not so bad at all!

tehbaddr's avatar

I co-experience this.

tehbaddr's avatar

THAT'S IT! INTO THE AIRLOCK YOU GO!

Crystalclear12's avatar

You've obviously never worked in my office.

tehbaddr's avatar

Oh I've worked with Cylons before!

Crystalclear12's avatar

How American.

*goes back to getting drunk and eating junk food*

clairence's avatar

Sorry to hear about your work experience.

Also, I didn't know we needed a reason to do that.

chascates's avatar

Can't Trump and some Iranian dude do the UFC fight thing in front of the White House? To the death? Of both?

TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

the PPV gate receipts would be incredible

Parakeetist's avatar

I will laugh my feathers off if Godzilla walks in in the middle of the fight

paul's avatar

I will laugh if the structure collapses and crushes everybody due to the shoddy workmanship and questionable contract for building the monstronsity.

Jamoche's avatar

Major thunderstorm with Hollywood FX levels of lightning chasing around the cage.

AJ Milne's avatar

Drumpf being crushed by cheap construction would just be the universe saying yeah I always bat last.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Walkoff grand slam, so to speak.

Suel J's avatar

Prehensile tails are reserved for higher life forms than that POS Pulte

TerseNurse's avatar

I wish I had a prehensile tail

"M"'s avatar
29mEdited

Nice 😊

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Republicans in Texas are scared. This is literally what they’re running against Talarico.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/pro-trump-pac-drops-ai-192758964.html

Euripides Pants's avatar

So what if he did wear a dress? It was good enough for J Edgar.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

Jennifer Welch mocked the piss out of the attacks on Talarico. Pointing at Ted Cruz in particular about who's "manly" especially when he grovels at the stinky nuts of Trump.

TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Exactly. This from the guy who takes President Moron's insults about his wife and ends up licking his boots. Or plays Ronny Runaway because his constituents are cold and expect him to do something.

And, as always, fuck Ted Cruz.

lmurr's avatar

"...that Citizens for Sanity (CFS), a conservative political action committee, created the attack ad"

Ah yes, sanity.

Jamoche's avatar

You can’t fool me, I know there’s no sanity clause.

Euripides Pants's avatar

Sycophants for Hannity.

clairence's avatar

Cruz the other day talking about how un-masculine is Talarico. All these 'alpha' morons hate to see men who aren't as assholish as they are.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Cruz, who looks like rancid mayonnaise rolled in dryer lint? That’s their model for masculinity?

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Why's it shot on the Milk Street set? I bet that bow tie cooking fuck has something to do with it.

Stranded Devonian Lungfish's avatar

That is a perfect description of Christopher Kimball 😂

Birb-General of the US's avatar

That is really bad, worse than the iconic demon sheep ad.

Parakeetist's avatar

What they think they're saying: He's secretly gay, so he is bad

What they are saying: He's a good cook

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I’d be embarrassed for them if they weren’t such fucking assholes.