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I still say each network should start their broadcasts with a simple statement. "It's the XXX day kids have been held in baby jails" (or something similar).

"Now, on to our top story: Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh was found passed out in the bathroom outside the Senate hearing room. Our sources say Kavanaugh reeked of bourbon and vomit."

Also, someone attending the press briefing should hit Sanders every day with "Is there's any progress on reuniting these kids with their parents?"A question about the dead of night transfers would be good, too.

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Donaldo had this very cool idea for a motto to put over the camp maybe on the entrance gates maybe you heard of it it’s very genius truly inspiring one of the best thoughts he’s ever had really the best and Donaldo got the idea from one of his WW II heroes named Henry so it’s in this fancy foreign-y language: Arbeit Macht Frei!

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Trump can't get the trains to run on time, I guess.

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Notice how the same fuckwits who are incandescent with rage because Hillary Clinton is running a child-sex slave ring for the Illuminati change their tune when the kids aren't citizens? 'Ain't spending my tax moneys on browns and blacks! Excuse me I have to go back to my important business of looking for Masonic conspiracies in music videos and praying for Liz Crokers missing fingertips'.

All kids all around THE FUCKING PLANET are our responsibility It doesn't matter who's vagina they fell out of. No excuses! We look after infants and children because that is the only goddam game in town! You don't put money ahead of children, you can't replace them with the best that it can buy.

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Midnight trains?! Who rolled boxcars?

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Put all of them in one place? Isn't that why it's called a "concentration camp"?

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Also, something fun

"Donald Trump Is A Wanker" in the style of a Bach fugue! No, really :D

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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You are a saint!

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Hola Tia,Hola Tio!Aqui estoyEn Camp Tornillo.....

(I know, I know.....nervous laughter....)

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Better let Devin Nunes know there are some loose cows. He loves him some loose cows (allegedly).

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It actually reads "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"...

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"you've never actually read anything he said"

You're right, here's a (very) brief selection of some of his more inspiring sayings:"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple." Luke 14:26"And another of his disciples said unto him, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father. But Jesus said unto him, Follow me; and let the dead bury their dead." Matthew 8:21-22, Luke 9:59-62"So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just, And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth." Matthew 13:49-50"If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned." John 15:16"But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me." Luke 19:27

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Der Trumpenfuehrer just wants to concentrate the kids in one big happy camp. Maybe give it a nice happy name like Raven's Brook ?

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I'm sorry. We're not permitting the "losing of hope" applications to be filed today.

https://twitter.com/kylegri...

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This. THIS PART IS THE PART WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT.

Because Kristjen Nielsen - who ought to be in jail for contempt - is authorizing, along with Azar, who was removed from his federal clerkship with Kozinski so that Kavanaugh could take it, and not enough people are asking those questions -- is authorizing the movement of literal tens of millions away from FEMA relief AND Head Start and PUTTING IT IN THE POCKETS OF THOSE THIEVES.

STOP THEM.

#FollowTheMoney

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Nope. I'm just making a point that you don't particularly want to deal with.

It's okay. I'm totally familiar with that type and degree of denial. AMOF, the whole country will be in a few minutes.

https://twitter.com/kylegri...

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