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We need the Village People (or kids at a bar mitzvah) to loudly sing:

U-S....M...C...A.....U-S...M...C...A!

Young man, there's no need to feel down

I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground

I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town

There's no need to be unhappy

Young man, there's a place you can go

I said, young man, when you're short on your dough

You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time

It's fun to stay at the UA-MCA

It's fun to stay at the US- MCA

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Remember: it's not the deal that Dumbshit Donnie hates, it's the *name*.

As per the dairy market part: US farmers get access to 3.6% of Canada's market, up from 3.25. Of .01% of total trade. Winning!

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I know the NatPost has been all "He failed the dairy farmers!"

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It's pronounced "U-SCAM."

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You need to remember that a certain number of young "men" manage to give themselves scurvy their first year of college. Something that could be prevented by ingesting some fries or pizza once in a while.

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One more laugh before I go to bed... This night at his MN rally, 2Scoopz sed:"Donald Trump says he would do ‘very well’ in a boxing match with black belt Vladimir Putin"https://www.rawstory.com/20...Think of the millions to be raised on PPV!https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Agreed. No excuse.

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Ooooh- slightly fewer than half of US auto parts workers will barely make enough money to afford a one bedroom apartment by 2023! Oh please, where do I sign?

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NAFTA 2 Libelz!1!!1!!

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Thank you for the report, Mr. Gwinn.

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Where did I see those two maps that showed a very suspiciously strong correlation between how hard a district would be hit by Chinese tariffs and how much they voted for El Presidente.....

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Wandering a bit but the CELF are miffed at 'fake news' and want it replaced by 'information fallacieuse' with the preferred short form (who has time for long words) of 'Infox'... (via graun)

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Missed a vital point. The Canadian Milk Mafia, like all bodies in Canada, are required to present any communications in a bi-ligual manner as proscribed by law:

Eng: "That's a nice dairy farm you have there. It would be a shame if something happened to it. No, seriously, it would really be a shame if something happened to it. You have a great day, now."Fr: "Belle ferme laitière que vous avez là. Ce serait dommage s'il lui arrivait quelque chose. Non, sérieusement. Ce serait vraiment s'il lui arrivait quelque chose! Tu as une bonne journée! Eh!"

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In that case it just stands for 'Not A Fucking Trump Agreement'.

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Trump won't visit the Prairies. At least that's what my cousins in Dog River are hoping.

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