"Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub!" The butcher the baker and the candlestick maker. Stuffing their fat faces with bread and meat, As to the candlesticks... doesn't take much imagination.
I admit it. That linguistics expert was me. After years of hunching over the Hammurabi Code trying to extract a feminist thesis from it, I was feeling more than a little...thirsty. My beloved lab had gone over the Rainbow Bridge the week before, and I was missing his worshipful, even wrongheaded admiration.
So when this guy bumped into me (note the correction) at cafe, and I saw the clinging need in his eyes, I responded to his attempt at initiating a conversation. Very persistent, that little fellow! He reminded me so much of my dear Thurgood that when he asked for my number I almost slipped up.
Almost. My gaze fell to his rumpled chinos. Nothing, but nothing, could fix this. I turned and left, snatching my coffee order on the way out.
Pudgy incel Nick does indeed have some notoriety in Australia, but not from his self-proclaimed “alpha” status. In his short political career he vowed, but failed, to rid the city of pigeons. He was eventually arrested for masturbating in a Starbucks restroom; that scandal purportedly the reason for his leaving Australia. In the USA, he “mentors” (*grooms*) young boys by taking them to Hooters to see how an “alpha” male ogles waitresses. An ardent misogynist, he is an outspoken detractor of women’s sports, once declaring he’d “…rather jump out of an airplane without a parachute than watch a WNBA game.” (After all, what incel appreciates female athletes who can wipe the court with him?)
You know......my first thought was, "I know a bunch of working girls that went to Kuala Lumpur, because of all the rich foreigners." Then I also remembered the number of 'Lady Boys' and gay guys that go there for the same reason........Hmmmmmmmm
As a matter of fact, I *was* blissfully unaware.
I never, ever, ever want to hear that uniparty bullshit again.
Oooo….ick. This guy is creepy.
That guy is so gay!
"Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub!" The butcher the baker and the candlestick maker. Stuffing their fat faces with bread and meat, As to the candlesticks... doesn't take much imagination.
The women begging were all Canadian girlfriends.
This is kinda brilliant, actually. It's like someone in the White House said, what's the furthest away place we can send Nick Adams to?
I admit it. That linguistics expert was me. After years of hunching over the Hammurabi Code trying to extract a feminist thesis from it, I was feeling more than a little...thirsty. My beloved lab had gone over the Rainbow Bridge the week before, and I was missing his worshipful, even wrongheaded admiration.
So when this guy bumped into me (note the correction) at cafe, and I saw the clinging need in his eyes, I responded to his attempt at initiating a conversation. Very persistent, that little fellow! He reminded me so much of my dear Thurgood that when he asked for my number I almost slipped up.
Almost. My gaze fell to his rumpled chinos. Nothing, but nothing, could fix this. I turned and left, snatching my coffee order on the way out.
Pudgy incel Nick does indeed have some notoriety in Australia, but not from his self-proclaimed “alpha” status. In his short political career he vowed, but failed, to rid the city of pigeons. He was eventually arrested for masturbating in a Starbucks restroom; that scandal purportedly the reason for his leaving Australia. In the USA, he “mentors” (*grooms*) young boys by taking them to Hooters to see how an “alpha” male ogles waitresses. An ardent misogynist, he is an outspoken detractor of women’s sports, once declaring he’d “…rather jump out of an airplane without a parachute than watch a WNBA game.” (After all, what incel appreciates female athletes who can wipe the court with him?)
That hot tub photo requires but one response:
https://theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529/
You know......my first thought was, "I know a bunch of working girls that went to Kuala Lumpur, because of all the rich foreigners." Then I also remembered the number of 'Lady Boys' and gay guys that go there for the same reason........Hmmmmmmmm
Nick Adams (Alpha Male) was always so over the top, I assumed he was parody and *really* committed to the bit.
I know Andy Kaufman. He’s no Andy Kaufman. .
Jeez, some guys just have all the luck when it comes to Norwegian goddesses. I don't think I'll ever get me one.
How long before the sex scandal? He's gonna get caught teaching little boys in Malaysia how to be (Alpha Man). Sigh. I am so tired.
Ta, Robyn. Internet trolls as ambassadors? They're determined to break everything so badly it can't be put back together.
if they have to tell you they are an alpha male... yeah. also, can you say 'sex tourist' cos i'm betting that will have happened at some point
AKA lbh - losers back home.
if they have to tell you they are an alpha male, check their basement with ground penetrating radar.
Fine examples of "You Are What You Eat". In this case, a dick.