German satirist magazine Die Wochenshow again hits the nail on the head: "As Germans with experience in these situations, let us tell you that political careers usually are on a downward trajectory once you had to hide in a bunker."
Has no one picked up on the fact that he's saying his Secret Service contingent have come to the conclusion that the President must be completely familiar with all the features of the bunker for possible use in the very near future?
damnit!
Obama was tappin' his wires.
It's not hurting Trump a bit!
I'm betting his brain short-circuited (again) and he said "times" when he was thinking "hours".
German satirist magazine Die Wochenshow again hits the nail on the head: "As Germans with experience in these situations, let us tell you that political careers usually are on a downward trajectory once you had to hide in a bunker."
Are there really people out there that believe this? There can't be people who think this is true....can there?
Mind blown. https://media2.giphy.com/me...
I swear to god that it's people like Evan keeping me sane. Without the humour, the news in the world today would be literally intolerable.
He took a leak from the doorway. He thinks his dick is really that big.
Tomorrow the WH will tell us Impeached Trump was playing hide-n-seek.
Brad and Janet?
Maybe it's like soup and half a sandwich.
Will someone please ask a representative of this administration why every single light in the White House was out while he was inspecting the bunker?
Moscow Mitch and Bunker Bitch...
Burnin' down a democracy near YOU!
Has no one picked up on the fact that he's saying his Secret Service contingent have come to the conclusion that the President must be completely familiar with all the features of the bunker for possible use in the very near future?
How is this an improvement on the narrative?
I thought the security guy at the Tiffany's in Trump Tower was doing that.
Oh. You said wires.
Never mind.
He's got, um.. reverse night blindness. Unless all the lights are out, he can't see in the basement. I mean, 'bunker.'