Trump Now Drawing Sharpie-Dicks On Hero Dogs Instead Of Hurricane Maps

Cats are girls, dogs are boys, everybody knows that okay?

Just in: #Conan, the hero dog from the al-Baghdadi raid, is in fact a GIRL, a US defense official tells ABC News. Y… https://t.co/gb48B7OiuM

— Elizabeth McLaughlin (@Elizabeth McLaughlin) 1574787069.0 

 Wikipedia says Conan the Dog is a boy. The Defense Department says she is a girl. ABC says she is a girl. The president says he is a boy.

This is stupid. Let people use whichever restrooms they need, or better yet make one-stall bathrooms for everyone. It's a dog that does war and got injured doing war (that is sad!) and is probably a girl, I am guessing since Trump is a fucking idiot who probably believes cats are girls and dogs are boys.

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