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What a moron.

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I hope "go bald eagle" remains a cromulant English idiom when this is all over.

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My guy is 100% boy dog - all our critters are boys as it happens - and he will hump the leg of any visiting human males he thinks might be paying me too much attention to be sure they know who's boss around here (he also stands 14" tall at the shoulder, to put this in perspective)

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Conan the Herbarian.Is she harder to check for gender than other dogs? Is she trained to let you check but then has to kill you?

Seriously, has anyone checked the Orange Menace and/or VP Q-tip? We don't really know, and may not want to, but they could be nimrods for all we actually factually know.We may have the first gender neutral team in the White House and yet, nary a peep.

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"When what the President says, doesn't match the facts, screw the facts."

-GoP standard operating procedure

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“Super Dogs” is a fabulous short film about the insane amounts of time and patience needed to train a search and rescue dog. The film is in IMAX and is part of a program at USC called “The Science of Dog”. It will probably tour after closing in LA; maybe can be found online.

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Given who's in the White House, talking politics is sorta like s&m sometimes.

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The Princess Lea hairdo becomes her.

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So dogs and Drumpf have a common philosophy, then?

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My best friend's wife has Sam and Tabby. (Actually, Samantha and Tabitha; yes, because of Bewitched!.) Both low-key and shy. Alas, Tabby died over the summer, while they were out of town. 😢

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It's no longer about whether we have any decency, but if the GOP does.

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"Still longer than The Mushroom!" - Stormy Daniels.

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From an Army PAO:

https://twitter.com/LadyLov...

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We have a kitty who is technically male who is named Tulip O'Hare after Tulip on Preacher & she is a very good girl, for a boy.

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Wait till Trump finds out the following, the number 1 Russian sniper of WW 2 is a woman!

https://www.google.com/sear...

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Yes, but ... purple has no rhymes. Unless one counts derple, and how many times can that be used in a lyric?

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