"A really paranoid person might even think that Trump is already planning to hole up inside his special fort and never leave the place alive". If that's he wants, I'll take that deal. A luxurious prison is still a prison.
so you know none of it is true cos a) trump but also 2) there is no way they'd tell him anything about the security being put in place there cos they know he'll jizz himself spewing every last bit of intel to the nearest reporter
Drones and snipers? Maybe Trump would think of drones, they're trendy, but the snipers I think come from other people developing the plan. Seems like a clear expectation of rebellion. Another reason to think they really will do the worst they have hinted, and more.
The idea of the president dispatching drones to patrol and “protect” the city is totally not a subject ripped from a dystopian science fiction so stop asking.
"And this I... was sketched out on a napkin, the kind I get with the berders in one long hour day... from memory camels. Presidential wipes, ignore the red spots."
When I hear about Trump's ballroom, my thoughts go to Poe's "Masque of the Red Death". I can imagine the whole crew of elites crowded in there when Ebola comes to call.
I'm intrigued by the snipers and drone base!
So, if Russia launches hypersonic missiles at the White House Disco Emporium, we will counter them with drones and snipers.
* pew pew pew *
3D Chess indeed, sir.
Got tears in my eyes.
Ta, Dok. When will That Thing in the Offal Office shut up about this? Never! When will it be built? Also NEVER.
Star Wars references are always welcome.
Derf Nerfer will rule his empire from an underground lair build by the low bidder. The first dance party in the ballroom will collapse the place.
"A really paranoid person might even think that Trump is already planning to hole up inside his special fort and never leave the place alive". If that's he wants, I'll take that deal. A luxurious prison is still a prison.
It’s literally his gawdamn 𝘍𝘶̈𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳.
Dolphie's was much less ambitious. And certainly used less gold paint in the decor.
Because even Hitler had better taste.
D is building him self a coffin!
That was literally insane, where the hell were the men in the white coats? Can't he just feed geese or something?
so you know none of it is true cos a) trump but also 2) there is no way they'd tell him anything about the security being put in place there cos they know he'll jizz himself spewing every last bit of intel to the nearest reporter
You got it a bit backwards.
"They" don't tell him anything, because no one can tell him anything.
He tells them!
He is literally dictating completely insane and useless fantasy security features that he dreamed up yesterday to the builders.
Drones and snipers? Maybe Trump would think of drones, they're trendy, but the snipers I think come from other people developing the plan. Seems like a clear expectation of rebellion. Another reason to think they really will do the worst they have hinted, and more.
The rebellion will come when the MAGAhats can no longer afford gas, food and rent.
The idea of the president dispatching drones to patrol and “protect” the city is totally not a subject ripped from a dystopian science fiction so stop asking.
Gosh. I wish I could sea what he's talking about.
Heheheh
A drone hits it and bounces off. 🤦🏻♂️
"And this I... was sketched out on a napkin, the kind I get with the berders in one long hour day... from memory camels. Presidential wipes, ignore the red spots."
When I hear about Trump's ballroom, my thoughts go to Poe's "Masque of the Red Death". I can imagine the whole crew of elites crowded in there when Ebola comes to call.
A very cool reference and I wish I'd thought of that association. It chills a bit, though. It's much too apt.
I've said it before. I guess I'll have to say it again. Weld the entrance to the bunker shut, change the wifi password, fuck him.
He'll either drown in the moat or just get lost somewhere in the Security Maze at the entrance / exit.
As long as he's in there, you mean.
Yeah. Sorry. I thought that went without saying.