On reading scipture, what so hard about reading "And Aaron begat Seth, who begat Jacob, who begat Ham, who lived to 865 years, who begat Cheeze, who begat Eggs, who begat.... It;s not like Sharespeare!
What funny about Religion stopping crime is all the pastors and Youth Leaders arrested for sexual assault on minors. Apparently the fear of god isn't that helpful.
When describing his future bunker, Trump forgot to add "Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered."
TRUMP: I did Scripture. You think it’s easy to read Scripture? It’s not easy to read Scripture! It makes your tongue catch on fire and your hoofs start to swell.
These are, as I once heard a friend say, not the sharpest knives in the drawer
I've also heard any actual building they may be doing may be limited
I feel like I heard something not long after they knocked it down and the records about the grift started coming out that the architects' professional association (kind of like the ABA, but with teeth they're actually willing to use) stepped in and told its membership "Don't even think about going anywhere near that 'project'if you want to keep your license"
Because our anti-drone weapons exploded and we don't have a hose and the munitions in those fuckers cannot be extinguised with water anyway and we got rid of all the fire departments because it was a waste of taxpayer money to have a bunch of guys sitting around just in case something went wrong I'm sure the free market will take care of this for us at a much better rate
It doesn't have a beat and you can't dance to it, but it is a great look into our future.
One thing that makes drones an effective weapon is that their distributed deployment makes them hard to attack. Putting a bunch of them in a "drone port" pretty much guarantees that it will be hit in the first strike.
it’s almost as if the great pharaohs of egypt have inspired him, maybe he can take it with him … the ordeal begins november 8th, 2029 when plans to remove him from the WH take shape …
In the works of Maxwell Smart, "Missed him by that much". Christ! When I was a kid, we were inspired by "Matt Dillon" (James Arness on "Gunsmoke") who could shoot a tin can from 100 yards away! WTF is the inspiration for today's generation? Star Wars Storm Troopers who can't shoot a wall from 8 feet!?!?!
If he occupies his great, impregnable fort that's so heavily defended that we can't get him out, won't the easiest thing be to just seal him in? Just lock him in, along with JD, Lil Marco, Moses Johnson, etc. Like some collection of weird curiosities at the zoo?
I've said it before. I guess I'll have to say it again. Weld the entrance to the bunker shut, change the wifi password, fuck him.
six levels sub-grade? between the construction specs, engineering, and security, it'll be 2years before anything is built above ground
let me just add calling this fucking guy a moron, is an insult to morons
He said it’s drone-proof, yet he managed to drone for 45 minutes.
On reading scipture, what so hard about reading "And Aaron begat Seth, who begat Jacob, who begat Ham, who lived to 865 years, who begat Cheeze, who begat Eggs, who begat.... It;s not like Sharespeare!
What funny about Religion stopping crime is all the pastors and Youth Leaders arrested for sexual assault on minors. Apparently the fear of god isn't that helpful.
When describing his future bunker, Trump forgot to add "Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered."
You have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
WTF.
“Trump didn’t elaborate on any scenarios that would require the use of drones over the capital city.” I can think of a few, all related to fascism.
TRUMP: I did Scripture. You think it’s easy to read Scripture? It’s not easy to read Scripture! It makes your tongue catch on fire and your hoofs start to swell.
Trump: It's built for snipers.
Melania: [interrupting] And look at the windows. So big. A lot of big windows. Wink [tries to wink].
They're building six stories down into a swamp? Smart.
The Deep State Swamp they promised to drain?
These are, as I once heard a friend say, not the sharpest knives in the drawer
I've also heard any actual building they may be doing may be limited
I feel like I heard something not long after they knocked it down and the records about the grift started coming out that the architects' professional association (kind of like the ABA, but with teeth they're actually willing to use) stepped in and told its membership "Don't even think about going anywhere near that 'project'if you want to keep your license"
The roof
The roof
The roof is on fire
We don't need no water
Because our anti-drone weapons exploded and we don't have a hose and the munitions in those fuckers cannot be extinguised with water anyway and we got rid of all the fire departments because it was a waste of taxpayer money to have a bunch of guys sitting around just in case something went wrong I'm sure the free market will take care of this for us at a much better rate
It doesn't have a beat and you can't dance to it, but it is a great look into our future.
One thing that makes drones an effective weapon is that their distributed deployment makes them hard to attack. Putting a bunch of them in a "drone port" pretty much guarantees that it will be hit in the first strike.
Most of our combat drone pilots are holed up at Creech AFB north of Las Vegas. I wonder if he'll try to bring those folks to DC instead?
I told you we'd need a block and tackle to get his ass out of there.
He's building a monument to himself. With a tomb.
The Arc de Trumpf will be his tomb.
it’s almost as if the great pharaohs of egypt have inspired him, maybe he can take it with him … the ordeal begins november 8th, 2029 when plans to remove him from the WH take shape …
In my vision, he doesn't live that long. Because cholesterol.
Holy fucking shit, he's still alive. I am so over all of this... massive... corruption... fraud... reign of terror.
We were so close in Butler, Pennsylvania…
In the works of Maxwell Smart, "Missed him by that much". Christ! When I was a kid, we were inspired by "Matt Dillon" (James Arness on "Gunsmoke") who could shoot a tin can from 100 yards away! WTF is the inspiration for today's generation? Star Wars Storm Troopers who can't shoot a wall from 8 feet!?!?!
If he occupies his great, impregnable fort that's so heavily defended that we can't get him out, won't the easiest thing be to just seal him in? Just lock him in, along with JD, Lil Marco, Moses Johnson, etc. Like some collection of weird curiosities at the zoo?
A pharaoh in his pyramid.
That's ... like ... let's not bring that back, not even as a metaphor