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Next up, The Donald's "little bit of doubt" about evolution. He needs that oily sheen of wingnut lunacy if he's gonna have a shot at the GOP nomination.

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Bill Maher: "We'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show us Sarah Palin's diploma."

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This is the most concise and thoroughly the most excellentest debunkerism of the Birther's bullshit <i>that I have ever read. </i> My only regret is that I have but one upfist to give this.

If only there was some kind of way to actually allow outside information, facts even, into teabaggers' minds! Crazy! But who knows, maybe some day.

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oooooh...kinky

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If you do, this could cause romantic problems down the road.

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I listened, god help me. Everything he says is from World Net Daily and the birther blogosphere. There are some birthers who just say Obama was born here but isn't a citizen because his father wasn't. They should read the plain language of the 14th Amendment. Others spin these wild scenarios of deception involving planted newspaper articles, another Barack Obama Sr living in Hawaii who's son was born at the same time. After that it gets crazy.

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More trumped-up claims.

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So can I. When you read about what he did and tried to do in the Nixon White House - not to mention that whole thing about how we didn't really need to fight the Nazis in WW II - I have no trouble finding him pathetic.

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is there a place to see the downfisting? I notice my count is 0 or negative sometimes, but otherwise it's just a net count right?

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Ok, smart guy, answer me this...If they do go to AL and marry, but later divorce...are they still brother and sister?

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He also said he knows how to close a deal. He'd get Congress pass a budget by -- pay attention Barry -- <strong>getting everyone in the same room</strong>. Guess he should have gotten Costal Marina in the room a couple years ago. Or the parties to the Trump Ocean Resort Baja deal. Or the folks suing him over the Trump Tower Tampa Project. I could go on.

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<i>Wouldn’t Obama be a citizen even if he was born overseas because his mother was American?</i>

No, the Constitution says you have to actually be physically born inside the U.S., right between the parts where its says everyone must speak English and that the U.S. was founded on Christian-Judeo principles.

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This is good news for (Panamanian born) John McCain.

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<i>sitting quietly in the corner, still alive somehow, Pat Buchanan.</i> The alive part I believe. The sitting quietly part? Not so much.

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It's bad enough when Pat Buchanan thinks you're insane. If Michele Bachmann decides that Trump is insane, he's ready for a lobotomy. Or maybe just the headshave prep would be an improvement.

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Bill Frist <b>would </b>be an interesting addition to this discussion, seeing as how he diagnosed Terry Schiavo with a video clip.

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