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Meccalopolis's avatar

Good shabbas.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Shabbat shalom. Yes, zolst vaks'n vi a tsibilah mit'n kop in d'r'erd, indeed.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

It has absolutely nothing to do with The Jewz, but rather with pandering to the Christofascists who see Israel as vital to their plans for Rapture. I actually have no fucking clue what that’s all about, but I understand it’s a thing among the ignorant and naive.

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Goldfish's avatar

One of the very first news items that told us we were in a new time was posted the day after the 2016 election, and told of a swastika painted on someone's garage door. But please, tell us more about how Jewish folks had no problems under Trump.

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Lawrence Winston Platt's avatar

Ven Trump iz tsvey mol azoy klug, volt er geven a goylem!

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subterrene's avatar

This really made me laugh last night - Seth Meyers on what PAB actually hears when a potential voter asks him a question: https://youtu.be/aNPQVuCNqOc?si=NbI_id1eFAlLL60_&t=412

The "Peanuts" reference was perfect.

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Lucius's avatar

May he treat his head like a suppository and shove it back up his ass.

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Vincent's avatar

Someone correct me if I'm wrong here, but I think a very prominent, Trump feted politician running for Governor of NC refers to himself as Black Hitler and has the cutest stable of miniature Nazi soldiers in his yard (well, maybe not in his yard currently).

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

See a true bigot full-throatily offends his audience with slurs directed towards their ethnicity. Whereas a National Review bigot would mix and match the slurs of "others", in a whisper. (Occasional wink too.)

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Tosca's avatar

All bigots suck, but sneaky bigots suck the worst. Don't even have the moral courage to own their poisonous beliefs and stand behind them. Because decent people will be meeeeeean to them. Boo hoo.

If you don't want people to call you a bigot, don't say and do bigoted things. It's not hard.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Applying the latest in Ultra-High Definition Noise-Reduction Wave-Shaping Audio Analysis (UHDNRWSAA or "Underwas") and hearing sounds fed into the FBI's Universal Translator set to Early Century 21 English Queens, the following Sir Statement can be confirmed:

"Vote for me AND your country will cease to exist"

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Richard S's avatar

Very nice curse there in the closing.

Also:

"Oyf doktoyrim zol er dos avekgebn" = He should give it all away to doctors (i.e. he should spend all his money trying to cure whatever disease he may catch).

"Ale tseyn zoln bay im aroysfaln, not eyner zol im blaybn oyf tsonveytung." = May all your teeth fall out except one, and may you have a toothache in that.

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(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

Yiddish has the best curses!

Like, "God should visit upon him the best of the ten plagues."

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Kern's avatar

Trump was sent because G.d ran out of locusts.

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Dee Whitman's avatar

Thanks for sharing those two, which I didn't know.

The version of "onion" that my parents taught me is "Stick your head in the ground and grow like an onion!"

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Major Kong's avatar

"There is Iran and its nuclear weapons program . . ." Iran, just one screwdriver turn from having a nuclear weapon for the past 40 years.

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Darth Trad's avatar

North Korea got theirs'!

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Daniel's avatar

"Usually Democrats have closer to a 70 percent advantage with America’s Jews."

Actually one of the most beautifully produced, if niche, travel guides out there. If I ever make it across there at some point, I will follow its trails to see as many of the less "touristy" Jews- Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, I'm sure there are others- as I can.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Just your recurring reminder, American Jews, that Trump and his buddies don't think that you're real Americans, that you are in fact foreign nationals on our soil. Does that sound familiar?

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Robert Eckert's avatar

It's not just that he thinks all Jews are 100% concerned about Israel (many Jews don't care all that much), but he certainly doesn't understand that most Jews who care about Israel, like most Israelis, think Netanyahu is a disaster for Israel and that Trump has done Israel no good by helping Bibi.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

That latter offends the reality-based community. But it’s the notion that American Jews make their political desicions based on what is good for it bad for a foreign government is what's truly offensive. Again, they think of American Jews as disloyal and not actually American.

Of course it's projection, again. Trump would sell out America for a dollar and some change, and he is surrounded by all sorts of people who have been in Putin's payroll for years. They think everybody is as treasonous as they are.

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Cleora's avatar

Trump’s comments have zero to do with votes in an election! His entire body of nasty work right now is aimed at recruitment of Brownshirts and Trumpen-juden! He isn’t asking for votes…he is identifying targets and giving permission to put on your jackboots, pull your neighbors out of their homes, beat them to death in the streets, scream at the witnesses that they are next, steal the possessions of the dead, and go home to rest up for the next attack of anybody you believe to be the other! Join in…”will be wild!” 🤬🤬🤬

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