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Consent is sexy. Don't forget that, ever. Write it on your gravestone. Carve it into the moon next to Chairface Chippendale's name.

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i snorted at the American Tale reference! 😹🧀

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Oh, yeah. He'll protect American (white) women from criminal aliens. Donald Trump will. Like the KKK will protect the flower of pure white womanhood from beastly marauding blacks turned loose by the damyankees. Unless the flower of pure white womanhood votes with a mind of its own, and then it'll get tarred and feathered.

The answer he deserves, from all women everywhere, is "Listen, you uncouth pussy-grabber, what women most need to be protected from is the likes of you!"

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In the video at the top of this article, is that Trump in ... blackface?

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He keeps getting oranger and oranger. With that little, tiny, puckered, pink cat butt for a mouth and pale skin around his bloodshot eyes. Please, oh please let America be free of this by next week.

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So ready for it to be over...

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I’m going to protect them, whether they like it or not. Because when you are a celebrity they just let you do it. When I see a white woman, I don’t ask. I just protect.

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"...foreign countries that want to hit us with missiles and lots of other things." Grapeshot?

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Cabbage, rotten apples, cartons of sour milk, pee balloons......

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Ta, Robyn. TFG didn't even say those words. He growled them.

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Someone on one of the talking head shows -- maybe "The 11th Hour"? -- made the point that the serial sexual abuser offering to "protect women whether they want it or not" is entirely consistent with who he is, which is someone who doesn't see women as having any agency of their own, who are incapable of making their own decisions.

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That scene in Catch-22, the one set in sick bay (where Yossarian is hiding out from the war) and he gets harangued by that "clean cut" Texan who argues that people like him, well off white men, should by right have extra votes. I used to think that was satire, a parody of reactionary attitudes. And then along came the Apotheosis of the Dregs, the revolt of the troglodytes, the c.h.u.d.s and the morlocks crawling out into the sun and demanding to be heard and obeyed. And it turned out that such people were real, that Heller was not exaggerating, and such creeps were numerous enough to take over., if not checked in time.

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If we get to live in Elno's and PAB's world after this election, eventually you'll have to pay to cast votes, and you will be able to cast as many as you can afford.

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𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦 “𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯,” 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 “𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦” ...

Translation: “Nothing you can say at this point will get the bitches back, and it will make you sound like a cuck to the creepy incel douche-bro nazi loser guys you’re counting on.”

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Obviously, the felon T-Rump will protect only himself. He's proved that over and over and over...

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He probably didn't ask Ivana if she wanted to be buried on a golf course, not that it would've mattered.

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I've never understood why/how that was his decision to make in the first place. He wasn't her spouse anymore. Was it her children's bowing to Dumptruck's will?

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I have done some internet searching to find an answer to this and have not been successful.

They were divorced. How did Trump have any say in what happened to Ivana's remains? No reporting that I can find answers that question.

Some people suggest it was a tax dodge, and others maintain there are state secrets and stolen documents in the crypt.

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Don Jr. and Eric have no other source of income.

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And that Columbian marching powder and African shooting safaris don't come cheap, and neither Uday nor Qusay are pretty enough to get by on their looks.

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I’m beginning to think this T•••p guy isn’t so great.

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I most definitely have judged him by the quality of his character and not the color of his skin.

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Odd that he pushes the fallacy about migrant crime, aka nasty brown people, while he is wearing makeup that is the same shade as those people he demonizes.

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And plays dress up while wearing makeup, like another group he demonizes, ditto his deplorable VP pick. Interesting arrest made in Florida, not an immigrant, wonder where he was J5?

https://www.tampafp.com/bomb-plot-foiled-florida-man-arrested-for-planting-explosives-at-hard-rock-casino/

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