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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If they're still married, it's only because their spouses learned long ago not to say, "Hi, honey. How was your day?"

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I think it would be a priority by then. If things get as bad as they could legally, he's going to blame the Republicans for not protecting him from this partisan witch hunt.

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Tosca's avatar

Does the verdict mean the IRS is coming for him? They're usually pretty unamused about tax fraud. Surely he owes back taxes and penalties now?

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Mandolin Cider's avatar

Put a link to wonkette on newsie.social. Feels like a ghost town since so few of my usual suspects are there. Lots of interesting new ones, though. And so far no trolls.

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H-Bob's avatar

When Putin skedaddles out of Russia, will he appropriate Trump Tower or Merde a Lago?

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H-Bob's avatar

Plus rich guys (and wannabees) hate paying taxes so much, it really will stick in his craw!

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H-Bob's avatar

"he’ll write the check" https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Virginia O'Possum's avatar

Always appreciate being reminded that Trump never could dance, but gee whiz I sure do wish I could stop that gif.

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H-Bob's avatar

More like a 40 year old clip!

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Sleepmonger's avatar

What always kills me is that you know he thinks biting his lip just looks soooo cool. lol

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Get Out Stay Out!!!'s avatar

Yes! Just please! Just make it stop!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

How about the Texas AG - when was he indicted for security fraud - seven years ago?

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Gary_Seven's avatar

So 2nd World HI Express?

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sly-3's avatar

prob not with any spinach or healthy things folded into it, but there's a (now infamous) meme about it: https://www.eater.com/2019/...

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TBP100's avatar

Skip to about 20 seconds in.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Selena60's avatar

I remember when life was a static image, it was the Spring of Aught 3. Everything seemed 2 dimensional. I've never been thinner....

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