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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If they're still married, it's only because their spouses learned long ago not to say, "Hi, honey. How was your day?"

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I think it would be a priority by then. If things get as bad as they could legally, he's going to blame the Republicans for not protecting him from this partisan witch hunt.

Tosca's avatar

Does the verdict mean the IRS is coming for him? They're usually pretty unamused about tax fraud. Surely he owes back taxes and penalties now?

Mandolin Cider's avatar

Put a link to wonkette on newsie.social. Feels like a ghost town since so few of my usual suspects are there. Lots of interesting new ones, though. And so far no trolls.

H-Bob's avatar

When Putin skedaddles out of Russia, will he appropriate Trump Tower or Merde a Lago?

H-Bob's avatar

Plus rich guys (and wannabees) hate paying taxes so much, it really will stick in his craw!

Virginia O'Possum's avatar

Always appreciate being reminded that Trump never could dance, but gee whiz I sure do wish I could stop that gif.

H-Bob's avatar

More like a 40 year old clip!

Sleepmonger's avatar

What always kills me is that you know he thinks biting his lip just looks soooo cool. lol

Get Out Stay Out!!!'s avatar

Yes! Just please! Just make it stop!

TundraGrifter's avatar

How about the Texas AG - when was he indicted for security fraud - seven years ago?

Gary_Seven's avatar

So 2nd World HI Express?

sly-3's avatar

prob not with any spinach or healthy things folded into it, but there's a (now infamous) meme about it: https://www.eater.com/2019/...

Selena60's avatar

I remember when life was a static image, it was the Spring of Aught 3. Everything seemed 2 dimensional. I've never been thinner....