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Gotta hide the grinder marks somehow...

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Because we now know that even if we pry them out, there are other, smarter monsters waiting for their turn - and they'll know which mistakes to avoid next time.

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For some reason, today is the day when Trumpfuckery has reached maximum overdrive and my reaction to said fuckery has caused me physical illness. I have tried to read the news as I do every day, but my body refused to cooperate. After a paragraph or so, I get dizzy and nauseous - for real - and have to close my eyes. I need to summon all my remaining strength and move bravely forward tomorrow, as this is not the time to shut one's eyes. It's what they count on. Just need to recharge my batteries!

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The new aspect of this shitshow is that he doesn't need to persecute his enemies, he has flying monkeys to do it for him.

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I hear that!

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“We may see the small Value God has for Riches, by the People he gives them to.”—Alexander Pope

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More 'jobs in that pic than his construction company has done.

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Hold up, there's a chin there?

I'm not sure I agree with you 100% about your police work there, Lou.

Pretty sure that's just where the beard paint is thicker.

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Swamp = not loyal to (e.g. giving verbal blow jobs to) Trump. Therefore, he IS draining the swamp by forcing out and demoralizing until they leave those who have said or ever considered saying something not nice about him.

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I'm so old that I remember how everyone howled about Clinton pardoning Marc rich on the way out of the white house; this is a president who is running for re-election

He sure learned his lesson, there, Schoolmarm Collins!

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You and me both. Happily I have alcohol in the fridge.

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Are they really soulless ghouls, or is it just bad lighting?

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Well, just look at that photo of four non-elitists!

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Guilfoyle is poisonous and can cause learning and behavior problems. Do not expose real metallic gold to Guilfoyle. Guilfoyle breaks gold’s atomic structural bonds and forms an alloy at low temperatures.

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Hmm, let me check, says here you donated all of this NOTHING to the Trump Campaign.

Sorry, who dis?

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IIJM or does Ashleigh Pogue look just like Jesus Grifter Paula White, who looks just like Dumbson #2's wife Lara Lee? But what do I know, all these skinny blonde white Trumporrhoids look the same to me.

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