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Red Coup's avatar

HA! Liz is American's Mom!

Brian Bixby's avatar

Cheney (I assume you mean Liz) may not be part of the MAGA-Swamp, but she's every bit the swamp creature her father was. It's just a different swamp, more evil, deeper, older, and considerably wealthier than MAGA-Swamp. MAGA-Swamp has mosquitoes, water moccasins, and an occasional gator. PTB-Swamp has curitibas, piranha and candiru fish, and salt water crocs.

Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

What sane person would not be, under the circumstances?

Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

Yeah, who's this 'Vanky you speak of? I guess she got coffee or something and if I wasn't her daddy I'd probably grab her by the.....

GrannysKnitting's avatar

that has to be the whitest name ever for a company: Silverman, Thompson, Slutkin & White

**slutkin** giggle snort

blessmybuttons's avatar

"This is a young 20-something-year-old. Did not have financial resources. Had not been employed. And was excited about moving to Palm Beach.”

Is it weird that I find something particularly dubious about the claim that a twenty-something was keen to move to Palm Beach?

AKLynne's avatar

Seems like these lawyers have figured out to get the money up front.

mailman27's avatar

"Cleta, the slack-jawed lawya??"

Shartiblartfat's avatar

Pray to Eiron, the goddess of irony, that she may refill your sack.

Shartiblartfat's avatar

TFG reminds me of nothing so much as the character of Chance the Gardener from Peter Sellers' Being There. "I like to watch." The maid's opinion of Chance was he had pudding for a brain.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

Jonathan Hutchison's avatar

This is why we need to colonize Mars.

Jonathan Hutchison's avatar

Except that Chance the Gardener was a fundamentally decent, harmless individual, completely free of guile.