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Also too, fuck you too Twitter. Geez.

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For real!And facespace can take a flyin' fuck too!

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All those Waltons and Marses. But we're totally the land of opportunity where it doesn't matter the circumstances into which you were born, no way no how.

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Everybody knows Donald Trump does not get in line at McDonald's. That's why he has Chris Christie as his personal chump.

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I haven't looked into it much, but I gather that the bankruptcies were strategic. Like burning your house down to collect he insurance money or something.

Still, doing that with a casino? That should've sounded more alarms.

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Have you looked at his credit? I wouldn't lend him a stick of gum.

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I wouldn't waste my money on Cobra at this stage in my life.

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His score is just like his hands... Tiny and Sad!

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Headline Win. Tell my sister I said so.

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With the emphasis on "piggy."

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I'm sure there are plenty of people on that list that I'd like to see fall off the side of the earth.

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I have to tell you - I finally (finally!) broke that barrier a little while back and while most people would consider what I make now to still keep me amongst the Poors, I am one-hundred-eleventy percent elated to be able to pay ALL my bills, each and every month. May the blessing extend to you (and also to you)

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I believe that specifically applies to a Republican majority congress. A Democratic majority congress is a bag of mostly dicks.

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Dream on, Girl. May all your dreams come true. :)

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Is the fishing in the Potomac any good? They could try that when the weather is nice.

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Sure, sounds great, but look how these things actually work.

Eating is a fairly egalitarian occupation and Swanson Frozen TV Dinners are definitely not haute cuisine, but still, Tucker Carlson's bow tie had to be replaced by an ordinary straight tie because it tended to spin like the propeller on a Piper Cub taking off into a hurricane whenever Tucker got excited and demonstrated how he belonged on the low comprehend side of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

It seems Tucker got the mistaken idea that in some way the money someone else had earned, saved and left him in their will somehow in some way made him some kind of expert about something or other.

You don’t want to grow up to be another git like Tucker Carlson, do you?

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