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formerChild's avatar

This is a zombie website (last copyright 2000), but it's right in line with your pic. Large parts of the site are dead, but what's left is very clever and funny.

http://www.standingonguard....

JJ O'Shaughnessy's avatar

Yeah. it wasn't that bad where i live, but it was strong enough. I saved this image from the Irish weather service.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Zyxomma's avatar

In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, what a maroon.

Jimh's avatar

Insane Clown Pussy Grabber: "Magnets, how do they work?"

Jimh's avatar

Beat me to it:Missed opportunity to have the sign read "sowry"

Jimh's avatar

Yeah this looks only slightly safer than riding down in a cardboard box (which is what my brother, sister, and I did.)

Jimh's avatar

Well, we really collaborated to make D-Day a success.

Jimh's avatar

His has a seal. Hers is sad, with no seal. I'll bet he made sure of that. "Make sure hers is sad, with no seal. NO SEAL ON HERS."

Beanz&Berryz's avatar

I thought we invented the box-down-the-stairs slide!

dshwa's avatar

Nice of Melon to go with the Carmen Sandiego look.

John Thorstensen's avatar

Look, you'd have to be Einstein to understand how the electromagnetic catapults work. That's just science.

[Actually, it is. Einstein invented relativity largely to explain the relationship between electricity and magnetism -- his 1905 paper is the capstone of classical electromagnetic theory. A lot of people don't know that, as Trump would say.]

Wookie Monster's avatar

After three weeks of playing "Where in the World is Melania Trump?" she wanted to let us know she's finally been found.

Wookie Monster's avatar

I think that's why he loves coal and hates wind turbines. Coal-fired power plants use steam to generate electricity.

Wookie Monster's avatar

You have to wonder how many of these state and regional emergency management officials were hoping someone would stuff a sock in Trump's mouth so that the professionals could actually talk about hurricanes instead of magnets and coal.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Anyone in America who lives in an area that is in the path of a severe weather event caused by global warming is so very, very fucked.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Rachel Maddow said they had it running on a loop on their monitors all afternoon while they prepared their show.