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Batty Cat's avatar

Well...they fall out of the Trump into that there.

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DaManOnThStreet's avatar

...and a drill?

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Rex Trevor's avatar

Yeah, hard to find a date that all the manly militias can agree on. 3%ers can only attend on the 1st Tuesday after the last Saturday of the month. Offal Creepers will not go anywhere near where a Bundy is at. Prude Boys are having a masturbating contest all next month. Might even be an overtime.

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Feline Mama's avatar

If anyone could be most qualified to FU heaven, it would be Covid Donnie !!!

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Well, that covers Florida Man as well...

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BuffaloBuckeye's avatar

Robyn, we live less than 10 minutes from Salvatore’s. That throne is probably the least gaudy bit of “decor” in the joint.

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Lara's avatar

I had totally forgotten about Salvatore's! I grew up around there, and that photo of your beautiful sister took me right back!

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arensb's avatar

Politico just ran a piece about him, saying that among other things, his modus operandi is to demand loyalty from those around him. But that worked a lot better when he was in a position of power, be it as a real estate mogul, a TV star, or president. These days, he has far fewer courtiers because he has a lot less to offer.

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toughsister's avatar

"President Trump is the president that has been ordained [and] nominated by the Lord,"

That idiot Johnny Enslow seems to forget that we fought a bloody war to get rid of a Divine Right monarch.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

This is where they had so much fun and had a laughing fit-- the three of them and then the photos disappeared. (from google images)

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Mysterious isn't he? Where's the accountability?

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

The picture of Trump governing from the presidential seat in Heaven is a masterpiece. Besides proving that the whole thing is real! Someone should send it to this preacher who was talking about it. Something seems to tell me he'd be surprised.

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Fnord 73's avatar

The US has, together with Russia, the absolute weirdest crazy people with followers these days.

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Roman Castevet's avatar

Screwed to the floor? Namaste!

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rtpoeman's avatar

Looks pretty cowardly, too.

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rtpoeman's avatar

State of Confusion?

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