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Shawn K. Younkin's avatar

I wish I could take credit for what rudy is going through. Fuck him.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

When we comment on the inevitable demise of America's Mayor (tm), Rudy Giuliani, let us use the same respectful tone used by our President when he marked the passing of Robert Mueller and Rob Reiner.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The best Mayor in the history of New York City?

That's really gotta sting for Zohran.

Trump's such a fickle shit.

Teddy Barnes's avatar

He married his fucking (literally) cousin FFS! It's one thing to go skinny dipping and playing crackle finger with your cousin when you're in your early teens........quite another to marry (and consummate said marriage) with a blood relative. Scum then, scum when he was mayor, and scum to this day......good riddance......

DemoCat's avatar

Like every other pathetic, corrupt, lying, compromised Trump sycophant, they are all just moths drawn to Trump’s golden flame until they scorch their wings and melt their faces off, all while screaming that the liberals made them do it.

RRJKR's avatar

9/11 saved his ass. Had that not happened, he would have been run out of office and straight to jail by 2004

JR's avatar

She's holding something in both hands in that picture... pray tell, what??

Hank Napkin's avatar

We have developed the Pneumonia Ray! it cannot yet penetrate the fat surrounding and filling Trump's 'lungs'... but soon. So very soon!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Ghouliani was the mayor for the obscenely wealthy, not the people of the city of NY. He wanted to make NYC more "car friendly," resulting in horrible traffic congestion everywhere. Solutions: Coming to The City from NJ? Park and Ride! Coming in from Lawn Guyland? Big parking lots at every train station. I have loathed and detested him not for years, but for decades. Whatever he's got, I hope it's painful and he's denied a morphine drip.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Never forget that lil' 'DON'T PUT THE EMERGENCY CONTROL ROOM THERE!!' Love Shack in the Twin Towers...

John Santos's avatar

Okay, wrong day. Is there a Star Trek Holiday? I think one was mentioned once on West Wing?

Anyway, Rudi - live long and suffer.

Darrel's avatar

Four Seasons Septic Service

Stuart's avatar

Try to live your life so that when you're on your deathbed, people aren't digging up stories about all the evil things you've done.

Thixotropickle's avatar

Amurikkka’s MAGAhoar

Fender Deluxe's avatar

A noun, a verb, and 9/11.

Hank Napkin's avatar

America's May or May not.

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Trump blaming liberals for Rudy’s hospital stay is almost tender in the dumbest possible way. The man lived on conspiracy fumes, courtroom sanctions, election lies, debt dodges, hair dye runoff, and whatever spiritual damage comes from sweating through Borat history. But sure, it was probably antifa cholesterol.

Rudy didn’t get “treated badly” by consequences. He kept sending them forwarding addresses.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If I'd known we could have dealt a mortal blow by being shitty to him, I would have recommended getting a lot shittier with him a lot sooner.