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Er, we lost the War of 1812 to the Brits, the way I heard it We agreed not to invade Canada and the Brits agreed to leave us alone. We came out of that disaster winning bigly.

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On the Kotter show

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Was the dashshund called "Colin"?

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Is his name Bobby Mueller?

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Well this shit is crazy because Trump wouldn’t read a document as long as the constitution unless it had glowing words about how great HE was. TL:DR for him.

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i had to buy it after suicide squad came out. and it was in the trailer but NOT in the damn movie.

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You could read her column, or you could have Trump video time with Wonkette, where he proves that Megan McArdle doesn't know what the fuck she is talking about.

I usually nope-out of suggestions that I could read Megan McArgleBargle.

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"I think it says very loud and clear in the Constitution that you don't have to go through the process of whatever they're talking about,"And also, "The ladies want it, it's very important to them."

I object to having literally NO ONE forcing him to STFU unless he knows what "the process of whatever" means well enough to explain it to his supporters. ONE stupid lady I would like to slap said she hoped Trump would stop legal asylum, on some stupid morning show. I know he says the other stuff to make people shit their pants with fear and beg him to nuke it until we are all dead, dead, dead. He should be forced to STFU about that too. But still he has a forum. And I have a migraine starting. This is totally fucked up and I am shutting this stuff off until whenever and I wish ya'll well.

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I fear that The Orange Coprophage did read up on it but he is at an age where something you want to remember when you leave the house are forgotten when you reach the car.

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Looks a lot bigger than people think? I bet he says that to himself every time he steps out of the shower in front of a full-length mirror.

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How about Pillboi and Donkey Doug?

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By some definitions he already is. The policy of separating children from their parents and adopting them out to white Christian families, for instance.

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Christine Blasey Ford got death threats, and she still showed up. Just sayin'.

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Why the fuck doesn't one person follow up with, "Who Specifically have you talked to who's saying this?"

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