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Ill-Advised's avatar

Unpossible. "Thoughts that originate in Trump’s anal canal and then somehow find their way into his brain" can't happen, because "corpus callous-sum" is pronounced "anal canal, filled with All those little pouchy things just big enough to hold a tweet."

You're welcome.

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The Psy of Life's avatar

The Ol' Pussy Grabber is a one hit wonder! All he's got is bluff, bluster, obfuscation, confusion, and intimidation -- okay, he's got more than one, but you know what I mean. It just gets old, but, then again, that's the plan: you stop paying attention after a while.

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The Psy of Life's avatar

It's always good to have a Latin scholar handy to clear these things up.

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John Ranta's avatar

Ewwww....

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The Psy of Life's avatar

Any time you're playing defense in politics, you're losing. The Ol' Pussy Grabber has the political press playing defense.

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Khavrinen's avatar

"And if I know you you're doin' that thing,Every day just doin' that thing,I can't take you doing that thing you do"

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Wookie Monster's avatar

If you can't trust Steve Douchey and the Monchichi on national security issues, who can you trust?

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John Ranta's avatar

Just wondering. Is there anybody at the White House saying stuff like, "Um, Donny, that's not true. Comey's memo wasn't classified, he did nothing wrong. And Donny, you ought to be careful, you're committing libel against Comey! He can sue you. And for chrissake, you've got the FBI, the CIA and the NSA to explain these things to you, why are you listening to Fox 'n Friends???"

Trump has hired about 27 lawyers in the past couple of months, don't any of them try to legal 'splain stuff to Donny? And if they have, and he ain't listening, why haven't they quit?

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John Ranta's avatar

Who was that masked man, I'd like to thank him (wicked pissah old TV reference).

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The Psy of Life's avatar

The Ol' Pussy Grabber actually believes everything he says and thinks is true even if they are contradictory. Not only that, he believes everyone else knows it is true and believes it not matter what they profess. It is the nature of his extreme narcissism.

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John Ranta's avatar

What's the buzz from those marginally sentient dildos?

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The Psy of Life's avatar

When dildos and AI are joined, they'll be out of a job. It'll be worse than what's happening in coal.

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John Ranta's avatar

Where's the smoking gums?

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Skunk LIBELZ!1!!!!1

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I'm now going with this one... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

There's no believing involved. His statements are solely a means to an end – and that end is the enhancement of his twisted self-image. This man has no business being in charge of anything more consequential than a sandbox.

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