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Earmarks are authorized again, so maybe they will. Especially if public opinion continues to support Ukraine. And TFG can't shut up.

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We've lived under that for years.

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Maybe. I'm skeptical.

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Flying toasters. Hunter is old school.

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Wake me when TFG is dead.

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“First thing we need to do when we get [to DC] is fire [Dr. Anthony] Fauci. Second thing: Get rid of the Department of Federal Education [sic], and third thing, start impeaching [President Joe] Biden and open Hunter Biden’s laptop.”

This may be the first time this century a Republican candidate has gotten through four platform points without mentioning guns.

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Rudy said it was child porn, but apparently he hasn't been able to turn it over to the authorities because he's still vetting it.

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If this fool got elected, Hunter should schedule an important with her and show up with his laptop (and a film crew) and let her go nuts.

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Now I want to see Hunter Biden's laptop.

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Citizens in London aren't happy with the speed at which the government is seizing oligarchs' properties, so they broke into Oleg Deripaska's mansion, set a Ukrainian flag on the roof, and started squatting.

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Personal? For his service to his country, I think he deserves the Pompeo treatment.

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Unfortunately, the password to Hunter's laptop is stored on the server buried in the Ukrainian garden.

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It made for nice teevee for 60 Minutes Australia.

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I wonder who gave him that number. I bet it was one of the kids.

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The Saudis, the Russians, the Chinese, think tanks, major corporations, and the mega-rich from pretty much every political stripe. Amusingly some of the same people fund the loony-left groups as well.

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or abortion, or taxes, or "urban crime"

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