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As a resident of Henderson I am absolutely furious about that damn rally last night. After sending a letter telling Mr. Ahern he shouldn't be having the rally, the City of Henderson fined the building owner $3,000 for holding the rally. Yeah, that will teach him... Meanwhile, our covid cases are going to surge again so a bunch of idiots can pretend they value freedom while actually simply stroking a demented asshole's ego.

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Wait, if they all get sick and use all the ventilators and doctors, how will I get the medical care I need? (Asking for a libertarian friend.)

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The BLM controls multiuse lands, not true wilderness. That's why it's known as the Bureau of Livestock and Mining.

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One of the old Borscht Belt comics. I remember seeing him on TV when I was a kid, but I don't remember anything about his schtick.

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Apparently the campaign asked for people directly behind The Dotard to wear masks so it would look good for TV.

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Yep. When you see pictures of the crowd in front of trump, there are very few masks.

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If you look at what happened in the Dakotas after Donald's Fourth of July event at Mt. Rushmore, and then the bastards who did the Sturgis thing, you know what's coming in Nevada and elsewhere.

https://www.heraldmailmedia...

This malicious cluelessness is baked into the American cake, of course, going back to colonial times. From Salem Village to The Villages, this is one crazy fruitcake of a country, and always has been. These lethally stupid outbursts happen every generation or so. They feel more intense now because of the zuckerberging, and the guns.

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GBS has to get up on Nov 3rd so they can go out and vote the fucker out.

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Even with a safe vaccination available, they will refuse to get it.

This is the worst part of this whole Trump nightmare:

Fine, I think. More for me and the non-morans.

.... but I know in my heart, it's wrong to think that way. This ignorance hurts front line workers. It hurts people denied a proper education, and failed by Zuckerborg, their president, and Faux Newz.

I don't want to become a callous a-hole like they are. I also don't want to do everything in my power to not get sick, and get sick anyways, only to die in some hallway alone. All because of something a lot of other countries were able to manage. "Sorry, ma'am. the bikers from Sturgis and the tRump rally goers got here first. We got some opioids here instead to help with the pain. Any next of kin we need to notify?"

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I guess so!

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We were all so worried about how we wouldn't know who was behind dark-monied superPACs because of Citizen United. "They will buy the politicians," we fumed. We underestimated the power of the good ol' fundyraider grift.

Turns out, the RNC has no clue who's running the proliferation of GOP superPACs. There was a flock-ton of money raised (supposedly), but turns out they aren't sure who, or what, and most importantly: Where's the gaddamn money?

And to make matters worse, Big Daddy Donors aren't too keen to step out of the shadows and cry fowl, natch. They saw what happened to that bean man.

“With 70 days to go in a campaign, all of the people who have raised money on behalf of Donald Trump’s name should be spending it to support his campaign right now,” said former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski.

LOL. They are so desperate for dollars, they made a public appeal. WHAR trumpbucks? The grifters kept the money they raised on Trump's slumping rump, and the RNC has no idea who they are!

I never thought the Leopard would eat its OWN face. (But really, I should've.)

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Francis Collins is confused about the aliens and why they aren't coming. It's simple, they don't have the time to bother with a planet where they can't find any intelligent life on.

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Ben Carson comes to mind here.

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You be careful there. I'm sure you will, but still... be well. :)

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did u set them straight?

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fake news

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