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Yeah, but the kids have never had their dad's popularity. Cults of personality are rarely if ever transferrable.

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Maybe they figure that in this case, any brain tumor could only be an improvement.

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It looks like The Dotard picked up the virus from Ronna McDaniel and spread it all through the White House, including that Rose Garden shindig.

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These assholes talk like now that the president has the virus the rest of America is safe from it. That's not how it works, morans.

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The only risk for Democrats is if they came across as nasty and vindictive about this, and I don't see Biden doing anything that stupid ...

Yeah, but don't discount some of the more rabid on the left, and false-flags.

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daddy, just sign this blank page at the bottom, I'll just fill in the rest of the updated will, whoops I mean your statement on how hunter biden is a pedophile.-princess Ivanka

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It took ten minutes just for him to put on that blazer waddle from one end of the room to the other.

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GUTFELD: He was going to walk out there on that battlefield with you, and not sit somewhere in a basement.I have never soldiered but I've read lots of soldier-y books. I suspect that the LAST thing a soldier wants is for an incompetent politician to be out on the battlefield. At the very least he's going to make their jobs harder because now they have to protect his worthless ass, more likely he's going to do something actively stupid like fire a weapon and kill some of the home team. Yeah. Stay off the battlefield, Donnie. It won't go well for anyone.

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you can get it, you can be a senior and you can beat it and go back. Such wisdom!

You can drive drunk, you can be so sloshed, and get back home fine.You can harass a great white, get bitten, and recover just fine.You can OD and the doctors will save you, you can beat it and go back.

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I had prednisone when a nasty fall knocked my spine out of whack and I was hobbling everywhere. I was doing squats two days later. Also too my blood pressure skyrocketed and I had an anxiety attack, so there’s that...

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I was wondering the same thing. There have been pics of his scrawled notes on speeches in the margins, and they are clearly from a sharpie.

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He was fast, all right. Still with us?

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I wish there was a Nobel Prize For Sick Burns of Members of the Trump Family. I'd nominate Stephen.

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Didn't you write it down?

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Just curious, does anybody have stats on how many times Donnie visited the American people in their daily life - like, factories, schools, hospitals etc. - since he was elected. Compared to other presidents, and excluding obviously the factory visits he did when he was pretending to be running for the common Joes.

My impression is that he spent his time at Mar-a-Lago, and Bedminster, and basically lots of places where only the wealthy are welcome.

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He took all the virus into himself so he can go mano a viruso on it! SO BRAVE

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