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He's gonna throw a clot and drop dead. Then there will be an ill wind blowing my friends.

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The MAGAts are problematic already when led by a senile orangutan and a herd of moron advisors, when he takes the dirt nap I'm worried what will happen if someone smarter than a turnip with a competent staff takes the reigns. Terrorism is easy, even religious fanatics can do it.

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You misspelled 'Mierda Lago'.

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I already speak English, asshole. What else ya got?

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Six stars out of twenty!

And every other Thursday, Pork Sliders, Down-Home Boebert-Style. They go down easy and come back up even easier!!111!11!!!!!1!!11!1

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Shrub was much the same, the Pentagon even took to writing press releases that would be read on-air verbatim as though they were actual news.

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Even Stalin liked dogs.

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The seafood place across the street quickly responded with an ALL night SEVEN STAR seafood night (EVERY TUESDAY AND WENS-WEDS-WEDNEZDAY NIGHT ON THE PARTIO)!!!

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Don't forget the self-hate. Good Lord!!

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"So tell me, how low can you, (or I, heh-heh) go? Seriously...

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Well, he always HAS been a pretty rectitudinal guy...

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Man, you'd have had the horse right there! Damn.

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It takes a lot of that to be accepted in MAGATland when your last name ends in a vowel.

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The only thing I want to hear ever again about this human urinal cake is that he has shuffled off this mortal coil.

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His best bet is to multidorse, including enough to supply the Democratic primaries, too. It could get him in such a good mood, and we wouldn't be so polarized because he'd forget and then his most committed followers would have their favorites and it would sort of break the ice. We might get them knocking on doors for Democrats and v.v. and we could say the GOP are Communists.

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Ivanka. And Ivana. She'll pop up suddenly. Melania doesn't get interested in these things, does she?

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