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Two-Bit Fish. Love that game.

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I saw somebody on TV recently explaining how the Democrats weren't doing a good enough job of letting her know what the Democratic party was going to do for her. And of course I'm thinking "So what? Are you going to vote Republican, then? Because they're not gonna do sh*t for you."

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Wow, that’s got to be hard. I’ve wondered if, and how, libs and wingnuts end up together. My grandparents actually ended up in different camps, with my grandfather fighting in WWII and surprisingly leaning right after that, and my sweet grandmother loving JFK and liberal causes. They simply rarely discussed politics. I could tolerate a few friends and relatives who leaned right in the past, but supporting Trump and his brand of reality-denial is a bridge too far for me.

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I LOVE CILANTRO! Mmm, so good in eggs, salad, tacos and burritos and salsa...

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The Ministry of CoNsPiraCy approves of this message.

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Me, too. I put big handfuls on stuff. I'm *so* glad I'm not one of the people for whom it tastes like soap.

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GMTA!

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Yet again, I have to say: "Oh no, B'rer Trump! Don't throw me in that briar patch!"

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It's understandable that tfg would encourage others not to do something. he's very good at it. Probably his only attribute.

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it kind of looks like that Miller asshole if he a) had a chin and b) didn't have that repulsive goatee.

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" If he can somehow make the whole fucking country go up in flames"The message is that your ballot isn't even worth casting and to skip voting?Ballot or bullet. You'd never guess who's been hoarding bullets.

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Unlike Republicans, who vote absentee for their dead relatives.

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It's good to be optimistic, but there are too many states run by Republicans that could just refuse to certify election results they don't like next time around, and there would be nothing we could do about it. They came very close to doing it last year, and they've only tightened their grip on state election boards since then.

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Kale is a thing now? What do I do with all this cilantro?

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This is not 9-dimensional chess.

This is senility.

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