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rtpoeman's avatar

I'd bet a lot of people would look the other way.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If I was running for Governor of Florida, and Trump endorsed me, I'd have that same expression also, too.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Well, Albert was always in the can.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

They were both miserable parents, he was worse than she was, which is saying something ... it must have been a hellish childhood.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks, $5F. That twitter thread is epic indeed. One of my friends, who for decades was apolitical, is so upset by Twitler that he's now ashamed to be an American.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Better have a job worthy skill or $4 million investments. Not so easy to get resident status. Even Canada wants a $600,000 investment.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Just dropping in to say that "Chairman MAGA" had me laughing like a drain, but it's a slur against the real Chairman's good name.

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Relativicus's avatar

Yeah, well, they won their war on Christmas and they still can’t shut up about it.

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Grumpy Twat's avatar

It's that exact bunch of toffs I had in mind. Born into privilege because your 10 x great-grandma was spreading her legs for royalty and engendered a line of bastards.

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

Wait just a dadburn minute!

The treason seems to be coming from right over there.https://media1.giphy.com/me...

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW there abouts

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Batty Cat's avatar

True. But Congress is. And any kind of comeuppance at the presidential level would have to come from them. If Trump decides it's time for Mueller to be fired, he will keep settin' em up and knockin' em down until he finds someone to do it. Like our old friend Nixon. But this time, there won't be a trio of republican officials coming over from the Hill to tell POTUS the jig is up. Today's republican leaders'll go on TV, say some word-like sounds about the FBI and tell us they can now get on with the business of America.

This is where we are.

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Batty Cat's avatar

Working on my Irish citizenship...through grandparents.

If that somehow fails, I will, when I'm old, go to a Scandinavian country and hit a cop with a brick. Have you seen those prisons? It's either that or the Powerball.

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Boojum's avatar

ATT announced a bonus before the tax bill passed; now it is announcing layoffs.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

I feel like crying too, but in a kind of Italian-actor-in-Native American-garb looking at pollution and feeling bad for our country way

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

WordI told a former co-worker, country boy from Kentucky, who told me he was voting Libertarian: "don't give me that horseshit, your'e voting for Trump, he's the mean rich Daddy y'all been cravin' for forever".

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Ya. ya, but lutefisk every Sunday, cruel and unusual, it is.

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