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Kyu's avatar

What troubles me the most is that this doesn't even read like the Korean Central News Agency/Pravda-esque bullshit you'd expect from a tinpot dictator (I'd make an Amin reference but hey, there were really no dailies in Uganda under his rule, who'da thought). It reads like Der fucking Sturmer!

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Kyu's avatar

Oh. Thank you for showing me just WHY it sounds like Der fucking Sturmer. I'm going to go vomit now.

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This. For fuck's sake, my twitter feed is awash in images of the front page of Der Sturmer and Völkischer Beobachter with photos of "criminal Jews" on the front pages. It scares the hell out of me.

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Kyu's avatar

I'm not wild about automatically assuming that every homophobe must be a raging queen, but in this case, I think there's truth there.

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Kyu's avatar

Never mind that the opioid crisis has other victims - people in chronic pain who need opiates to function at all are having their prescriptions cancelled and forced to have no more than 7 days' worth of meds at a time, when it's impossible to get doctors' appointments that frequently. But who cares, right?

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Kyu's avatar

Clearly you don't know any immigrants. ICE/CBP ARE jackbooted thugs.

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Kyu's avatar

I'm showing my age and choice of TV, but when I think of Michael McKean, I think of Clue. "I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife!"

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mailman27's avatar

One seriously good looking guy. No homo.

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mailman27's avatar

Just a cotton pickin' minute! Dok Zoom gave errebody a pony avatar to replace the gray head.

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Scooby's avatar

I love it when Trump sounds just like Jesus.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

I heard it that way as well and only now see he must have misread the prompter to say Hi instead of High (school).

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Zyxomma's avatar

I really like George Clooney, but I really hated Suburbicon. Doesn't hold a candle to Good Night and Good Luck or Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, which was fucking brilliant.

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Sir David Chaillou, KSW  💋's avatar

Have some seconds:http://www.breitbart.com/bi...

Less evilest, more stupider.

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Kyu's avatar

Good Night & Good Luck is one of the best films I've seen in quite some time.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

He could switch over and then Michael Cohen would go with him. They'd forget the other guys existed till the other guys suddenly showed up! Then they'd switch back. I say that because they don't seem to think ahead.

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