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I am so sorry, Quercus. My inclination toward vivid verbiage is too often a curse.

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I'm glad I have Wonkette. I might lose my mind otherwise.

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Funny thing: although Meghan McCain doesn't have anything for Trump himself, we ALL know that she loudly defends Rs & whines & cries about how unfairly conservatives are treated. Yet she JUST gave an interview to...someone, & who is the one who "regularly" keeps in contact with her & her dad & family? That would be the decidedly Democratic Joe Biden.

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Well, if they would let us post comments on the articles here it would be a good way to start.

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After 50 years of plotting to bring down the capitalists it turns out that they didn't need intercontinental missiles and tanks. You fuckers are so lucky that they didn't work out that they could just buy their way to running the place in 1960.

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Julius and Ethel R.

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While having sex with each other in the White House.Because there is no way in hell that little juicy detail wouldn't leak out, just like a big squirt of Santorum.

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I will cop to playing several levels of the recent shaq fu sequel. The trump-alike boss is an android, and he says "my designers forgot to include an anus, so now I am completely full of shit".

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Theoretically, these are campaign stops for people running in the midterms, but he barely remembers their names, and, when the slobbering masses go nuts for him, he goes on autopilot. The only way his fans will know to vote for someone he appeared with is the fact that they've got an R after their name.

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The only thing that can stand up to a star is a pickaxe.

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Just mentioning Plush and the Donaldski in the same paragraph makes for such a delicious opportunity to type things we aren't allowed to post! This isn't fair! It's like showing up at an AA meeting with a bottle of scotch fercryinoutloud.

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Actually I would be pleased to high heaven within merely a RICO Act indictment stripping the entire Trump family of every cent. Abject poverty would be a far greater punishment than a few years in a Fed Pen for them.

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I find that I am too busy hurling into a trash can to truly appreciate what a brilliant bit of writing this is. The imagery is so vivid that it completely engages the senses and I will never forgive you.

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Let me give you some hope without treason. It is not uncommon for people who are found guilty of serious espionage to get 200-300 years in prison.

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Once upon a time, he was "Jeff Christie." KQV. He sucked then and he sucks now.

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