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LOL. We can house these deadly predators only because they're tiny.

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I prayed for death, seriously. I got dilaudid every 2 to 4 hours, but that stuff barely took the edge off. Maybe I'm just a wuss when it comes to pain, but damn, kidney stones is something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. From what I understand, it's even worse for men due to ya'lls plumbing design. I can't even imagine what "worse" would feel like ...

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so mueller is witness tampering which must be obstruction of justice and trump will make zillions by suing - and we have been waiting for the russian pee hooker tape for nothing,

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https://www.sofurry.com/vie...

You can also go here: http://www.furaffinity.net/...

Either way you'll need to sign up for a free account. NSFW, btw

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I feel you - my parents went on holiday when I was about 16, I was super stoked to be on my own for the weekend...Bam, kidney stone. Started peeing blood, had no idea what was happening, there was nobody home and I could not even get to the phone because it hurt so much to breathe, let alone move....Over the course of about six hours I went from "OMG, am I seriously going to die?" to "Shit, I'm definitely going to die tonight" to "Jesus Christ, I don't care if I die anymore, just f*cking TAKE ME already".On the other hand, when that bitch passed, the sheer, immediate, blessed relief was very possibly the closest I'll ever get to Nirvana.

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Thank you - I've been wondering since I noticed it. At first I thought it was something to do with coding, like python or html or something. I guess it is a different kind of code. Sort of like (((Spartacus))).

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Yes, this. I happen to be jewish but fortunately not all people who did this are jewish.

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We're waiting for the pee hooker tape with a sense of terror. Imagine if 45 is running around starkers in it... Oh! The horror... The horror...

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Sarah Palin is a 21st Century "It" Girl, if in fact a meth addiction and affinity for horrible clothing is "it."

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Evan, stop mansplaining. I trust the people here who explain that THIS is economic recovery. https://data.bls.gov/timese...

If the economic meltdown did not warrent investigation AND the neocon push for regime change in Iraq and Syria and Lybia didn't warrent investigtions, then what does?

Is Orange the new black?

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THE BEST THOUGHTS, REALLY, OF JUST ABOUT ANYONE PROBABLY

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Is that how Cindy Brady sez. "The Sinker"?

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And his screamy-face indicates he's not had the ball drop yet...

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That would appear to be the case.

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God tried that a couple of times.

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...because "everybody" knows that parenthesis are secret power symbols capable of blocking the satanic power of the international Jewish illuminatii reptilian conspiracy.

I totally just guessed it, I bet.

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