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Zyxomma's avatar

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H0mer0's avatar

"Jewish fucking summer camps"? how does that differ from goyim fucking?

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bookish's avatar

Finally, some good news.

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phoenix00's avatar

Trust only Caeasar

Yay no more wedge salads!

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JAWs's avatar

Wrong! They would never believe in peace (They would "believe" about peace is that it's for "sissies.")

They would support bashing two bricks together though, especially if the bricks came from their skull.

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

Wedge salads are the LAZIEST salads, EVAR!

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JAWs's avatar

But that just enables the endless bleats of "both sides do it" bs from concern trolling right-wingers, media scolds and faux-gressives (who are often more concerned with being "right"...even self-fulfillingy so...than being effective...which of course is a "privilege" for Establishment Elites.)

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

I understand but the reality is that going high when they go low doesn't work. Appealing to voters' basic human decency didn't convince the 80,000-or-so assholes in OH, PA and WI to not vote for Donald. Our answer to the both-sides-do-it argument should be "Yes, and we're better at it."

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Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

Keep in mind, bu the time it gets to that point, ZEGS Ryan is going to be so fucking paranoid he won't do anything

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Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

It's not illegal when the president does it

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suziq's avatar

That would be nice but after dreaming about being in power his whole life I think he will give it a shot. "It" being destroying modern civilization as we know it because privatization.

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Ducksworthy's avatar

Lonely at that altitude.

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Fancy Meau-Faux's avatar

I don't think there's any Buddhist prohibition against swearing. I mean have you read the poems of Ikkyu Sojun? It's very good. He was a 15th century Japanese Zen monk who loved whores and drinking. They made him the head of the local temple and after a couple of weeks he told them he couldn't stand it there and moved to the whorehouse in town.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I don't think Nixon was ever a puppet of a foreign country though so....hey, ghost of Nixon, you got replaced as most crookedest ever!

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suziq's avatar

Start putting in mailing address. USPS would love having letters to deliver and that mailbox doesn't get full. Well, they get full, but they will still deliver the letters. Can't take them in person because now they lock the doors and don't let anyone in.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Milli Vanilli Libelz!1!1!!1!

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