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Damn, Five Dollar.

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I'd give them more credit for the unfettered joy of being publicly deplorable than the 'alcohol and paint chips' theory.

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Maybe!

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East coast elites, eh? Let's see.

Trump's from New York = east coastTrump's a rich guy = elite

So they came to listen to a member of the east coast elite yell about how east coast elites were ruining the county. Sometimes, I just don't want to get out of bed in the morning.

On the other hand, screw them. And Truck Fump.

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This is one I can actually help you with. Trump is so obviously a classless poser that he is perfect as an avatar of the rubes. He acts exactly the way they would if they found themselves in the company of A listers, B listers, and C listers.

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Have we seen Testers birth certificate?

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They're in for a hell of a surprise when they realize that Trump is running a huge "bait-and-switch" operation on behalf of the .1% crowd.

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The swirl of water going down the drain.

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Kuhliebhaber? Is that for real? It translates, loosely into: lover of cows/adorer of cows?!

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Relaxed. With his feet up.

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As J. Kenneth Blackwell, an arch conservative, correctly pointed out when he was Secretary of State, the President cannot shut down the elections because there is not a federal election. There are 50 state elections, and he has no authority over them.

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Will they ask if Hair Twitler also has dirt on Sen. Isakson? https://talkingpointsmemo.c...

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we hate what trump tells us to hate. if he tells us to hate ourselves, then we will hate ourselves. if he tells us to hate him, then we will still hate ourselves. bless trump

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I looked, but I can't find any indication that the name is used in Germany.

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